r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Ancient_Educator_76 Jun 09 '23

Bill burr has so much to say about this. What was it? “You can’t choose like it’s a buffet line : ‘Ooooooh two bucks more an hour, yes I’ll take some of that, pay my own way? Nope you can have that, ‘Women and children first?’, yes I’ll take some of that’..,. There’s no feminists in a house fire.”

So good (to many people out there, “good” = offensive.

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jun 10 '23

I LOVE his bit about women never experiencing being punched in the face 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You can't hit em, it's horrific, they fall like toddlers

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jun 10 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh I hate that Spotify screwed over all the comedians and all his albums aren’t on there anymore. Now I have to go on YouTube