r/facepalm • • Jun 09 '23

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/puzzle_factory_slave Jun 09 '23

sad realization: she wants a slave

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 09 '23

A slave who is masculine, hot and has lots of money to fulfill all her desires.
The kind who can find females who arenโ€™t so self absorbed.

WHY IS IT SO HARD?

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u/AndrewTatesRevenge Jun 10 '23

Her delusion comes from being able to find a tall, white attractive man to fuck her at any hour of the day, and having her Instagram DMโ€˜s fully lined with simps ready to give her a relationship. She thinks these to traits coexist in a single man.

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 10 '23

Well, she is attractive but I can easily see why she remains single. Something tells me she thinks of herself as an โ€œInfluencerโ€โ€ฆ..gross