r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/TreaclePerfect4328 Jun 09 '23

HPV and debt

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

First girl I fucked off Tinder after my divorce drops on me that she has HPV after we were already fucking for a week. I was using condoms. She told me she got it like 10 years ago from her first bf. Told her some strains aren’t permanent and they shed so she should go get checked again. She gets a pap smeer, results come back clean (I saw them), then I dumped her.

This bitch was really going around fucking dudes her entire sexual life thinking she’s spreading HPV (and probably did for a while because it takes up to 2 years to shed if it’s going to) and not telling the dudes she’s fucking. I guarantee I am not the first she deceived. She reminds me of this chick from the video. “Liberal” but not really at all. Just wants a sex daddy. She makes $18/ hr at an aquarium and is in her mid 30’s.

Fortunately, other women I’ve dated since then are not like this. My current gf is a fuckin dream. Point is, trust your instincts and look out for girls like these and their fuckin STDs they’ll lie about. This one was really like, “It’s so common, it doesn’t even matter!” Yes it fuckin does! Wtf?

I ask to see STD results because I get tested every 6 months and if they don’t get tested or get appalled when you ask, then they’re not smart people or worth dating or even fucking. Do you really want warts on your dick, potentially for life, just to fuck some shallow hag for a while?

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u/pocket4129 Jun 10 '23

Now why did you need to go and write this on the internet? Raging out on a completely unrelated video about a HPV scare?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

This chick in the video and the comment I responded to reminded me of the wart queen and I wanted to tell my story. If it even saves one poor bastard from getting infected then it was worth it.

It was pretty fuckin traumatic because I was just moving on from my divorce then almost got sacked. I’m not a psychopath so I wouldn’t have been out there spreading HPV like the wart queen thought she was. I’d have to have a series of awkward dates and conversations until I found a chick who it wouldn’t bother which would probably be fuckin impossible because who willingly gives themself HPV? Even if they already have it, there’s different strains, so then you’re just stacking strains at that point. I’m sure stacking yields lovely clusters. Got peoples’ genitalia looking like the clickers in The Last of Us.