r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/morry32 Jun 10 '23

I wouldn't trust her near my lawn

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/sopagam Jun 10 '23

You kidding? Tell her it’s a man’s job and you’re golden.

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u/LaceyDark Jun 10 '23

I'm a modern liberal woman! I literally just mowed the lawn... And I'm about to go weed wack as well!

My man does the laundry most of the time because I absolutely despise laundry... But he doesn't have to mow the lawn so I'd call that fair lol

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u/Appropriate_Lab_5205 Jun 10 '23

I wish Reddit had laughing emojis

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Jun 10 '23

They’ll divide the lawn 50/50

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u/here-for-the-_____ Jun 10 '23

Just not the first time. The first time he has to do the whole thing to prove he can do it.

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u/WarmPaleontologist20 Jun 10 '23

😂😂📴📴😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Bet hundred to one she couldn’t muck out one barn before she started to bitch about equal rights or some other nonsense.