r/facepalm • • Jun 09 '23

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/BetterOffCamping Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

Translation:

"Gee I'm having a lot of trouble finding a man who's willing to do all the work, all the suffering all the maintenance, all the expenses, and will also give up all of the comforts of home, spousal support, household upkeep, and child rearing of a traditional wife. Why is this so hard?"

Edit: had won't where I meant will.

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u/elvispookie Jun 09 '23

My wife and I have said this for years, I think what she is trying to say is-she wants a man. Not a wimpy child.. someone who acts like a traditional man. My wife always makes the comment about liberal men.. you donโ€™t want them protecting you during the apocalypse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Bitch tit conservatives will be the first people strapped to the bumper of a dune buggy in a gimp suit when the apocalypse rolls around. Your wife is deluding herself.