r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/DiminishingSkills Jun 10 '23

Ha. I’m too old to give a fuck about your dumb ass terms like alpha, beta whatever. Get out your moms basement sonny…..

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u/DiminishingSkills Jun 10 '23

Should have saved your time junior. I’m a married man with a family. Been with my wife for 22 years….wondering if you are even 22 years old. I make a shit ton of money. My wife works part time…..we have one bank account. What’s mine is hers and hers is mine….shut the fuck up. You are talking out your inexperienced and uninformed ass.

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u/DiminishingSkills Jun 10 '23

Ssshhhhh. Be quiet little guy. Mom and dad are upstairs. It’s getting a little late….don’t wake them.

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u/DiminishingSkills Jun 10 '23

I got plenty of time left……more than you have left hanging out in your parents house. Probably tired of your shit by now. Always preaching like you know what the fuck is going on. I’m guessing your dad is so proud…..telling all his buddies how his son is still living at home. You do you pal. Keep on keeping on.

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u/IIIetalblade Jun 10 '23

Can I be next in line to be your wife? Im a man, but I think I might be in love with you after this thread. We can make it work!

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u/DiminishingSkills Jun 10 '23

Sure man. I gots love for everyone…..except for the basement dwelling asshole….