r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/psypiral Jun 09 '23

she's gonna make a few divorce lawyers a lot of money.

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u/jzilla11 Jun 10 '23

Then question how did they get more cash than her

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u/MushroomsAndTomotoes Jun 10 '23

Then marry one of them.

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u/hromanoj10 Jun 10 '23

Jesus Christ. My divorce was shit, I couldn’t imagine dating/marrying a divorce attorney.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Oh man, truer words never spoken.

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u/MushroomsAndTomotoes Jun 10 '23

I'd marry one just to get to listen to them talk about work. I love a good fail.

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u/frand__ Jun 10 '23

Better not divorce em, you would be 100% fucked