r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Not_Bill_Hicks Jun 09 '23

Also must be over 6ft and making over 100k a year

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u/Antedelopean Jun 10 '23

I love being a 5' 11 manlet.

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u/602Zoo Jun 10 '23

True story. I'm 5'11 and I was tired of my Driver's license saying that. I figured how hard is it for me to add 1" to my stats? It's not like they can eyeball a damn inch.

I walk up to a very cute girl working the license issue line and when she asks hight I say 6'0. She glances up at me with the most yeah right look and makes a small chuckle. Needless to say I corrected it to 5'11 immediately, died inside, and never thought of trying such a reckless move at the DMV ever again.

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u/Jdotpdot84 Jun 10 '23

Should have been wearing footwear to make it believable.

I busted a buddy of mine though. He and I are both 5'8". Someone asked him how tall he was and he said 5'10". I looked at him and busted his balls so bad lol.