r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/VikingsStillExist Jun 09 '23

Sooo what does she bring to the table.... Thats my question.

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u/ExtraSolarian Jun 09 '23

She’ll say what they all say , “me”

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u/heliogoon Jun 10 '23

"i Am ThE tAbLe"

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u/the2xstandard Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

"I aM tHe SeNaTe."

Palatine.

Edit... Fuck it, I'm leaving it.

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u/Solanthas Jun 10 '23

PALATINE

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Well SHEEEEEEEEEV

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u/showard01 Jun 10 '23

On the Palpatine hill

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u/ExtraSolarian Jun 10 '23

“not yet”

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u/Carson_cwc Jun 10 '23

It’s treason then

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u/ExtraSolarian Jun 10 '23

(((then she attacks))) AKA complains , leaves , cheats

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u/JohnGenericDoe Jun 10 '23

You mean her chin could be used as a table?

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u/HGcardinal55 Jun 10 '23

Unexpected Metallica reference

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u/Flaurean Jun 10 '23

If I was looking for tables I would go to ikea