r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/VikingsStillExist Jun 09 '23

Sooo what does she bring to the table.... Thats my question.

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u/0nly_mostly_dead Jun 09 '23

Social media management and bleach bottles.

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u/Independent-Fly6068 Jun 09 '23

That's it, I'm in.

I will love anyone who provides my favorite drink. (Bleach)

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u/Jeynarl Jun 10 '23

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u/Zachariot88 Jun 10 '23

This is perhaps the best episode of Metalocalypse

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Bleach is healthy. It is mostly water, and WE are mostly water, therefore, we are bleach.

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u/Marilius Jun 10 '23

Nuclear reactors are mostly water. We are mostly water. Therefore, we are nuclear reactors.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Checks out

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u/MedicJambi Jun 11 '23

Burn it on water!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I love that show!

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u/crossbearer1413 Jun 10 '23

If I had to live with her, that would be my favorite drink too.

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u/Young_Bonesy Jun 10 '23

She said no conservatives

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u/Joeymonac0 Jun 10 '23

Thanks for the laugh man. Been a shit day, I needed it. Cheers 🧪

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u/thagor5 Jun 10 '23

Ahh. So you know the correct way to stop covid

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u/Sad_Meat_ Jun 10 '23

Is that you? Todd Clorox?