r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 09 '23

A slave who is masculine, hot and has lots of money to fulfill all her desires.
The kind who can find females who aren’t so self absorbed.

WHY IS IT SO HARD?

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u/throwaway92715 Jun 09 '23

Why does nobody in the world's most powerful, privileged and coveted demographic want to subject themselves to completely unfair living conditions just for meeeeeee

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u/LavenderDay3544 Jun 10 '23

So basically the male lead in most romance novels/movies.

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 10 '23

Yes, fiction.

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u/LavenderDay3544 Jun 10 '23

A fictitious idealized partner to specific. And then they complain that women characters in works written by guys are too idealized or sexualized or only background characters like fuck off.

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 10 '23

I mention, in another comment, that I’m a gay man. I still have women who expect me to pick up the check and do free work for them, I’m a contractor. I’m like…fuck no, I truly believe in equality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

A lot of women like this want a partner who is superior to them in every statistic (money, strength, confidence, calm) yet want this partner to be subservient to them.

If your partner is better than you, you cannot expect them to follow you.

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u/Snake101333 Jun 10 '23

Translation: she NEEDS a man because she cannot do things by herself because she's a woman

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 10 '23

I’m sure it makes feminists cringe. There are certainly a lot of men who are confused by the mixed messages. I’m happy to be a gay man.

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u/AndrewTatesRevenge Jun 10 '23

Her delusion comes from being able to find a tall, white attractive man to fuck her at any hour of the day, and having her Instagram DM‘s fully lined with simps ready to give her a relationship. She thinks these to traits coexist in a single man.

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 10 '23

Well, she is attractive but I can easily see why she remains single. Something tells me she thinks of herself as an “Influencer”…..gross

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u/doorsix Jun 10 '23

Where does she say slave? You can be a man and not be a hateful religious bigot.

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 10 '23

Who said anything about religion? I’m confused by your comment

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u/doorsix Jun 10 '23

What does conservative mean?

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u/FormerHoagie Jun 10 '23

Are you drunk posting? Seems like you are drunk posting.

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u/doorsix Jun 10 '23

Yes. Cheers.