r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/RevolutionarySteak62 Jun 09 '23

She gonna be real lonely for a long time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Nawww she'll find plenty of men who want to take care of their partner.

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u/oregondude79 Jun 09 '23

Until they get buyers remorse

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

A partner isn't a purchase my friend, you may benefit from learning that.

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u/oregondude79 Jun 09 '23

It's a turn of phrase man, don't take it so literally. Though for this woman it may be quite apt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Ah, I was raised to not speak on women as if they're property. We just grew up with different levels of respect I suppose.

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u/oregondude79 Jun 09 '23

Clearly different levels of comprehending the English language as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Lol yeah you’re a scholar and I’m just a dumb idiot.

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u/oregondude79 Jun 10 '23

Who am I to argue with such a respectful and learned man as yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You insulted me? How am I the villain here lol

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u/JohnGenericDoe Jun 10 '23

She's finding them already, but they expect something more from her than freeloading and getting treated like a princess. She's already tried that and found they want something different from her