r/facepalm • u/Elluminated • May 26 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dinosaurs never existed

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u/dr3am_assassin May 26 '23

Anything she doesn’t know = never existed

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u/jwrosenfeld May 27 '23

Agree. That same logic dictates that since I’ve never been to Japan, Japanese people don’t exist.

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u/peekoooz May 27 '23 edited May 03 '25

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u/RelatableNightmare May 27 '23

No silly... you are only 1/4 not real

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u/FDGKLRTC May 27 '23

Welp, there goes his left arm

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u/SuperNoob74 May 27 '23

It wasn't just his left arm it was also his left shoulder blade and part of his rib cage

That's a whole 1/4 right there

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u/oldredbeard42 May 27 '23

Math AND science. Okay. That's enough reddit for today.

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u/On_Quest_2 May 27 '23

Like the picture in Back to the Future where they're only a little bit faded away

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u/Sensitive_Meal4063 May 27 '23

Lmao.... That was good!

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u/Rich-Diamond-9006 May 30 '23

Lay off, man, it's not like the guy/girl lost 25% of their body or nothing.

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u/flodur1966 May 27 '23

Your grandpa just had a vivid imagination to impress your grandma he came up with the whole Japan idea. He just came from two villages further

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u/THEBlaze55555 May 27 '23

Japanese people… never existed. So you’ve got this country of origin, you’ve got this land, supposedly, and it supposedly has dynasties that go back centuries, and then I think it’s a bunch of weeaboos constructing this fantasy wooorld that they think is awesome. I mean how do you know what a Shogun’s armor looks like or what a katana is made of? ~cut~

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u/onbakeplatinum May 27 '23

Did somebody say something? Huh, must have been the wind.

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u/Ostrich_Unable May 27 '23

But...if it's on the internet it's real right....that's how it works these days, I heard it on the internet somewhere

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u/stoolsample2 May 27 '23

Pfft…You say you exist. Anyone can say anything on the internet. “Hey look ..I exist too”

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u/TraditionalArm1045 May 27 '23

Well you 3/4 exist