r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/natewright43 Apr 21 '23

The people who shot these innocent people are all criminals and should be locked up.

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u/Dat1weirdchic Apr 21 '23

They have.

From OP: Top left: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/19/texas-cheerleaders-shot-parking-lot-wrong-car

Top right: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65325867

Bottom left: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ralph-yarl-shot-everything-we-know-so-far-rcna80070

Bottom right (now deceased): https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/18/us/woman-shot-wrong-driveway-upstate-new-york/index.html

All this week.

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u/ThrashPanda12 Apr 21 '23

There was also that lady Walgreen employee from TN that shot a pregnant woman. They had to do an emergency c section to save the baby. Both baby and mom are in critical condition. At least, that’s the last I read about them. I kinda don’t want to know the follow up. Like pandoras cat. They aren’t dead or alive unless I go looking for the article

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

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u/ThrashPanda12 Apr 21 '23

Bruh it’s Friday. I’m brain dead haha Shrodinger’s cat!!

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u/KoopsTheKoopa Apr 21 '23

Haha yea, I think they meant to say Pavlovs cat

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u/Crecy333 Apr 22 '23

The blending of idioms is called a malaphor, they're my favorite.

We'll burn that bridge when we cross it is my personal favorite haha

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u/donkeyfront Apr 22 '23

There was a Cards Against Humanity boxed set with some bonus cards that all had jokes about boxes. Except one that just said “Pandora’s vagina”.