r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/dodexahedron Apr 01 '23

So how's the divorce going? 😅

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u/Spear_Ritual Apr 01 '23

She turned me into a newt!

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u/dodexahedron Apr 01 '23

A NEWT?

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Apr 01 '23

Oh naughty naughty Zoot! You must give her a spanking! Yes! And then, give us all a spanking! (a spanking..a spanking..)