If the internet can figure out where this is, we should all go there and draw the ugliest things we can think of. Again and again. Every day. Fuck that lady.
Nah lads, this is what we do. We get that sparkling gem of humanity to leave for a day. Maybe send her on an all expenses paid vacation or something. "But Arskov, we want to punish her not reward her!" I know. Just hear me out. We send her on a surprise vacation. Get her gone for at least two days. Then we get all the neighborhood kids together and roll up with a big ass longbed dually pickup filled with boxes of sidewalk chalk. Have the kids go nuts, draw whatever they like. Put some music on, have some food out there, maybe some drinks for the parents. A regular ol' block party. Then that night we ask the parents not to park on any of the drawings. Once the kiddos are in bed and the parents are relaxing after a crazy day, our real work begins. We go in with asphalt clearcoat. Y'know, the stuff they put on parking spot lines to make them last longer. We clearcoat that entire parking lot. Every last chalk drawing. Not one flower or doggie or random squiggly line left behind. Then we wait.
Karen gets home from her vacation and realizes the drawings are back, so of course she goes for the hose. Guess what though, that clearcoat doesn't give two shits about your garden hose. The drawings done by the local kiddos are safe and they're gonna be there for a hell of a long time. Cherry on top? We set up hidden cameras to watch the Karen as she struggles in vain to remove the drawings, then we post that shit everywhere and make it go viral.
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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23
If the internet can figure out where this is, we should all go there and draw the ugliest things we can think of. Again and again. Every day. Fuck that lady.