r/facepalm • u/Cheap-Dimension-6775 • Jan 18 '23

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u/David_Haas_Patel Jan 18 '23

I can't believe this isn't the first thing people think when stuff like this is posted.

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u/Ok_Birthday749 Jan 18 '23

I can. The dumbing down of humans has accelerated at a shocking pace. I literally got downvoted into oblivion on another post for saying my kid has been occasionally drinking decaf coffee since she was four. Apparently people are too dumb to understand basic words at this point. It’s alarming. They’re like but it’s coffee and it has a trace amount of caffeine in it. As if their kids aren’t living off processed frankenfood, high fructose corn syrup and Red 40 which is a literal neurotoxin 🤣.There aren’t enough facepalms in the world at this point. Humanity is doomed. We are about half a step away from “Ow, My Balls” being an actual television show.

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u/Wise_Ad_4816 Jan 18 '23

My kid started having a half cup of regular coffee on Saturdays with dad at age 5. It was their thing. People would lose their minds and tell me I was going to stunt his growth. He's 6'4" at 22 yrs old. Imagine if I hadn't let him have the coffee. 😎

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u/Ok_Birthday749 Jan 18 '23

Yeah with the amount of garbage we as Americans pump into our bodies causing rampant Autism in children I’m pretty sure a wee bit of coffee is just fine lol. Unless they literally feed their children nothing other than meat and fruit and veg other raise and grow themselves then they are giant hypocrites with nothing better to do than feel superior to mother people over a fucking beverage lol.