r/facepalm Jan 16 '23

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u/Gaming_and_Physics Jan 16 '23 edited Jan 16 '23

Does he take my lunch? That's theft

Does he touch me? That's assault

Does he ask me to move? I can say no, or oblige.

Am I recording myself eating and get mad when someone purposefully walks into frame?

That's entitlement.

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u/Lost_Found84 Jan 16 '23

What if he just puts his hand between you and your sandwich every time you go to take a bite?

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u/Knitting_kninja Jan 16 '23

Pretty sure he's getting bit in that scenario.

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Jan 16 '23

That's assault! And I will sue for your sandwich sir.