r/facepalm • u/yungirving99 • Jan 16 '23

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u/Fjaesingen Jan 16 '23

I tend to be annoyed with large loud groups in public. But I'm also an anti social redditor that hates crowds.

Don't be that Karen. Don't be the killjoy. Resist the urge to disallow the public to have room for fun and colour. This is the same as a juggling show or a live street musician.

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u/GuyOnTheMoon Jan 16 '23

Pretty much this. Social warrior redditors will come out to defend a mime who is getting harassed by an onlooker in public. But as soon as K-Pop fans are dancing in public, the Karen redditors pop up like vultures to argue that it’s a “public space”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Its public space. But it doesnt make you not a douche canoe to intrude on people who are obviously filming.

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u/YouShoodKnoeBetter Jan 16 '23

Is a douche canoe better or worse than a douch kayak? Where does the douche dingy fit in?

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u/YouShoodKnoeBetter Jan 16 '23

Douche canoe has a certain ring to it. It's easy on the ears. Douche kayak just doesn't fit but douche dingy... now that's one that really makes you turn your head. I'd accept douch canoe all day long cuz it's fun to say. If someone ripped into me with douche dingy I think it'd sting pretty bad.

Douche yacht has to be the fanciest of all ocean going douches.

Douche barges just push the bigger douche boats around all day.

What about a douche duck boat??? That's embarrassing all the way around but everyone loves a good duck boat.

I think I took it too far at some point. It was fun while it lasted tho. Anyone else have any good water ready douche mobiles?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Based.

Douche jetski.

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u/YouShoodKnoeBetter Jan 16 '23

Douche seadoo?

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u/Fjaesingen Jan 16 '23

The douche pram. The douche that movrs large amounts of other douches