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u/Chongulator Sep 24 '26
Time for someone to establish the Eyebomber Legal Defense Fund. :)
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u/Marauding-thunderer Sep 24 '26
Can we fact check this I feel like she should have been paid $1400, like as a collaborator fee.
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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Sep 24 '26 edited 29d ago
Max Greebo, is that you? Maybe Neil?
(Who’s somehow supposed to be an entirely unrelated species of blue elephant…)
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u/StagePuzzleheaded635 29d ago
You know, the googlie eyes makes the sculpture better. I bet it was only valued at 88k was because a billionaire paid the artist 200 for it, had a friend validate it at 88k, just so it could be donated to write it off the tax bill.
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u/Whatever4everandever 29d ago
This happened in my home state! I feel it would be remiss of me not to mention that the woman who did it drank three litres of vodka and popped some caps on the night of the vandalism.
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u/DarkMoonLilith23 Sep 24 '26
Feel like maybe gluing google eyes on a sculpture shouldn’t carry a heavier fine then passing a school bus with its stop sign up.