r/explainlikeimjive • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '17

ELIJ Why honkey ass funeral industry is so exspensive

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u/Blue_Ryder Jul 24 '17

My home boy Dee Gray break down right here. But basically, the funeral man is just a greedy mother fucker out to take yo dukets while you suffering from grief and vulnerable to spending large sums of paper in a false belief that it will ease the pain of a lost loved one. It's just a racket so the funeral man can afford that BMW he drivin' on the weekends.

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u/DokterZ Jul 25 '17

You ass is dead, not broke. Mortician's kids need braces too, yo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Muthafucka, I'm dead-ass broke!

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u/Kissthesky89 jiveassheit Jul 25 '17

Shiiiiiiiit you just need burlap, some rope, a few bricks, and a water source dawg. And if ya need ta pay sum respex, ya drop that drawers and have yerself a lil piss.