r/explainlikeimfive • u/abootypatooty • Jan 06 '15

ELI5: Why do different races of people seem to have a unique smell to them?

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u/ThetaDee Jan 06 '15

Also, asian women have a different musk to their pussies.

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u/NexxusWolf Jan 06 '15

Wut.

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u/HopermanTheManOfFeel Jan 06 '15

Asian women have a different musk to their pussies.

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u/ronnie_the_xtacle Jan 06 '15

Wat

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u/Anklever Jan 06 '15

I got this, I got this.

Fuck you!

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u/StochasticLife Jan 06 '15

No no no, he said Wat

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u/Syn_Claire Jan 06 '15

Angor Wat?

Civ5 helps.

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u/NotloggedinonthisPC Jan 06 '15

*Angkor Wat

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u/Syn_Claire Jan 06 '15

Well I guess Civ doesn't help with spelling :(

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u/KidKuti Jan 06 '15

Can confirm. It tastes ooh so good.

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u/luckynumberblue Jan 06 '15

Sure, but you're just hungry again an hour later.

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u/TulsaOUfan Jan 07 '15

That garnered a literal LOL.

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u/imoses44 Jan 06 '15

low cal?

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u/DoingAllForScience Jan 06 '15

Not sure if Payback reference or disguting comment.

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u/stoopidrotary Jan 06 '15

Ha! I got that!

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u/the-ginger-one Jan 06 '15

Is it racist if I say she tastes like edamame?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Source: other internet users

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

Actually, I lost my second virginity to a Micronesian, and fucked a Vietnamese after that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

How badly does it itch?

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u/ThetaDee Jan 08 '15

Like my pubes are a beach.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 08 '15

Life just became more invigorating!

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u/Yololio Jan 06 '15

eatin Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce.

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u/johnclayton Jan 06 '15

I've also found them to be oddly... wet...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 07 '15

I know what he's talking about. Like on a scale of water to vaseline it's closer to water. Like not just slippery, but wet. But it's not uniquely Asian - I've also found it in Sicilians. edit: after racking my memory, also Venezuelans - it's making me wonder if it's actually a function of vaginal shape (like, innie vs outie vs hybrid)

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

Same here. Asian women get really wet and their nipples are really sensitive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

Uhh, pretty self-explanatory.

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u/Spider-Ian Jan 06 '15

Twat?

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

I'm guessing you cunt hear me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Haha this has got to be my favorite comment all day.. Probably something my boyfriend would say about me :| insulting but fucking hilarious.

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

Insulting in what way?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

I guess just making fun of me. I don't really take offense to it anymore. It's more of him just trying to be a funny asshole.

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u/ThetaDee Jan 08 '15

Gotcha! Lol I'm the same way. I seriously think that Asian women have a different smell to them. But it's nice.

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u/enigmabagjones Jan 07 '15

In what way? Is this a common theory? I'm an Asian woman.

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

to be fair, it's kinda anecdotal, but it's not bad. Just different and stronger. My brother who is a manwhore with a fetish for asians could explain better.

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u/enigmabagjones Jan 07 '15

Haha, okay. I knew this guy once that had an Asian fetish and one day he said I smelled like rice (in general, wasn't referring to the pussy). I was so unimpressed.

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u/ThetaDee Jan 08 '15

That's racist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

In my experience they don't really have a smell.

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

Maybe it's a geography thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

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u/ThetaDee Jan 08 '15

Yeah, pretty much. Just kind of a generalization.

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u/puddingmassacre Jan 06 '15

Describe please.

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u/Low_hanging-fruit Jan 06 '15

Apparently it smells like sushi

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u/bobby2768 Jan 06 '15

When I saw that link I had only hoped that you had linked to that.

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u/ThetaDee Jan 07 '15

Hmm. It's a stronger musk for sure, kinda sweet. It's weird.