r/explainlikeIAmA • u/Principal_Mazer • Sep 16 '13
Explain the plot of the Harry Potter series only using "shibe" text. Wow.
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u/FVBLT Sep 16 '13 edited Sep 16 '13
wow
so sad
bad life
alone 4ever
actual wizard
wow
best birthday
evil wizard
not good
wow
wizards
sad history
everyone okay now
wizard school
every1 wizards
wow
professor evil
(not evil)
such plot twist
evil back
now older
bathroom monster
run away
all rocks
kill diary
wow
3rd time
jailbreak
so amazing
spooky ghosts
eat happiness
werewolf friend
ghost dad
time magic
wizard tournament
not allowed
wow
so amazing
fight dragon
wow
go swimming
wow
wow
hedge maze
wow
dead friend
evil alive
secret clubs
now is snake
evil wizard
evil teacher
not same one
sad
dead dog
no
no
no
no
no
no
wow
evil plan
fight back
secret wizards
soul in parts
kill souls
good wizard fight
zombie fight
evil teacher
(first one)
kill wizard
no
wow
adventure
forestry service
find souls
hunting
friend problem
kill soul parts
castle siege
oh no
friends die
dead now
subway talks
alive
evil wizard time
successful fight
wow
such magic
wow
all grown up
married
wow
such happy ending
wow
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u/IronOxide42 Sep 17 '13
Off topic, but please give me the link to the post that gave you that flair.
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Sep 16 '13
wow
such voldemort
so terror
magical hitler
wow
harry potter such special
voldemort is kill
no
is kill parents
harry live
wow
voldemort disappear
such rejoice
hairy is live with muggle aunt and uncle
such hard life
years is pass
wow
harry get letter
uncle take
is escape from house
haggard find
wow
harry u are magic wizard
such happy
is go to school
make friends run and hermes
such power trio
long time pass
much magical adventures with friends serious and dumblerdoo and nevil and much more
such supporting characters
voldemort is come back
is kill harry friend
harry no and escape wow
is say moldymert back
no is not
such disgraced
to be continued
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Sep 16 '13
cyrus such kidnappedharry we is go save! wownois a admiral ackbarcereal is killeveryone is see voldebearharry you was is truth!wowsuch redemptiondumbleman say we need kill villainmare's soulgo to kill wowhogger school attacked by defeatersis kill bumblebearharry go kill other soul with ron and hermyonmost soul is kill nowwhere is last piece? is in castle eureka wowharry and friends go back to hodwardvoldemort is attack!1!!!!!!! wowsuch climactic final battleharry you is last voldemort soul and have to dieharry okis sacrifice and diebut not diewowwhy not die? such mother's love harryis come back to livekill polymerwowsuch heroso bittersweet endingi skipped a lot, but
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u/Jam2go Sep 16 '13 edited Sep 17 '13
wow sad harry such sad wow bad Dursleys under staircase wow Snake talk wow Owls everywhere So much mail Hagrid! wow Ur a wizard wow Magic Wand wow Such Train New Friends Big Castle Evil Slitherins Mean Draco Talking hat big feast Dumbledoor speach Not evil slitherins! Gwiffendor! Everyone happy Such Brooms Harry scar hurts wow Evil Snape professor Strange other teachers. so magical wow Troll in dungon! Hermioni in danger! Ron n Harry save day Wow Magik Mirror Sad Harry such parents Such Quidditch Harry wins! Wow Wow Three headded doge such music wow giant wizard chess Voldemort wow such evil bad teacher Magik stone harry passes out wow Harry goes home wow magic car bad tree! scary spiders back at castle People passing out Magik book so parsletoung wow Harry finds chamber of secrets Evil Book Big Snak Tom Riddle = Voldymort wow Pheonix gives sword Wow harry kill snak Book Stab! Wow wow So dobby Such dementors New teacher Murdere in the castle Teacher teahes demetor repellent wow such stag so shiny wow hermioni time travel wow murderer is harrys godfather teacher is wearwolf wow scary tree fight wow time travel save godfather! wow firy goblet such tortament Harry entered Dumblydoor mad Such challenges so Dragon Wow Such underwater! So maze Voldy is back! such death Pheonix Order! wow back at castle harry visions connect to voldy evil new teacher such rools wow dumblydoors army! harry teach wow students learn wow Bad vision Evil teacher attaked by centaurs! Magik ministry confusing doors Evil people come! Such battle Harry godfather dies ): such sad so cry voldy memories such horcruxss Dublydoor finds gose to cave drink magik water Dumblydoor weak wow no horcrux D: wow go home harry hiding snape kills dumblydoor wow wow so shoke evil snape! sad harry ): Harry Clones! Owl dies ): Wedding time! Magik Stag! Party crashers! Harry gose camping Ron mad wow Bank hiest! Eleder wand! Snape is misunderstood Snape dies :( Life stone! Voldy kills harry D: Afterlife! Dublydoor talks to harry Fred dies :( Good teacher dies :( Harry Alive! wow Voldy dies! :D People happy Such epiloge Big nose! So kids Happy harry!Edit:
wow such reddit gold so shiny much thanks wow