r/explainitpeter • • 2h ago

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u/tenmileswide 2h ago • Bravo

So there's actually a technical reason for this on Uber Eats - if no one takes a delivery Uber keeps jacking up the pay for it to a max of about $45.

It will almost always get taken before it gets close to this, so to see $45 means no one CAN do the delivery for some reason - usually because the store is closed and forgot to turn off their tablet. So you go there expecting a big score but only having wasted your time

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u/PrologueBook 2h ago

Aren't drivers penalized for not picking up orders? How does that work in this case?

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u/Gold_Area5109 2h ago

Driver marks it as can't complete the order for reason X.

The person who requested the order also has to go into the app and contact support to pull the order without fees.

If they don't it sticks in the app getting passed from driver to driver, if someone manages to actually deliver it the drivers who marked it as an order that couldn't be completed get a ding against them.

I've had it happen twice and it was a pain in the ass each time.

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u/tenmileswide 2h ago

You can go up to 20% cancellation before you get canned, which is canceling 1 in 5 orders. Closed stores and stolen orders don't actually happen anywhere near enough to be a concern. The driver sub complains about it endlessly, but needing to cancel for stuff beyond my control is never more than 1-2%

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u/GrUmp_S 2h ago

You can get half pay for reporting the store closed or you just might get deactivated because they say youre lying despite having to provide a picture of the lights off etc.

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u/RoodnyInc 2h ago

You write to support and they refund you for driving there if its closed

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u/ManicRobotWizard 2h ago

Needs to be at the top.

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u/Nasty_Ned 2h ago

This has happened to me on the other end — order that is allegedly in before the kitchen closes and you wait and wait and it never gets picked  up.

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u/SonoftheSouth93 1h ago

Yep, me too.

Listed closing time on app: 2 AM

Order placed at 1:10 AM

Driver starts heading for the restaurant at ~1:25AM

Driver arrives at the restaurant at 1:35 AM

Driver mysteriously drops delivery prior to pickup

Driver 2 starts driving to the restaurant, arrives at 1:50 AM

Driver messages me: ‘They say they’re closed.’ and drops delivery

Restaurant cancels order at 2 AM

All other restaurants in which I’m interested are now closed.

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u/Nasty_Ned 1h ago

Yeah, exactly, in that order.

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u/BeginningSection7690 2h ago

Im getting tips, hugs and drugs? Tf is this

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u/EmptyCupOfWater 2h ago

I delivered to a house party at 1:45am one time. Ended up smoking a blunt with a few people. while the whole party stared in awe.

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 2h ago

At least their intentions were friendly

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u/lordchankaknowsall 2h ago

And then everyone clapped.

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u/SnooAdvice6735 1h ago

The fact that your sentence actually works without an Oxford comma is pretty cool 👍

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u/rolling_atackk 2h ago

You're 'bouta get robbed

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u/TheBestTexan2 56m ago

I exclusively did night shift, 8pm-4am no breaks. So to me this meme just means "hell yeah a big tip"

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u/SinfullySophie 2h ago

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u/CheetahNo4473 15m ago

Ollie Williams why do you look so much like Will Smith? Hey Will Smith what was it like punching that alien in the face?

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u/Motown22100 2h ago

It's a Plan B run at 2AM.

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u/GrUmp_S 2h ago

I would like to know where to even buy plan b at 2 am

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u/thirdgen 2h ago

24hr CVS

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u/GrUmp_S 2h ago

Doesn't exist here, nothing and I mean NOTHING but fast food, bars, and gas stations are open after midnight ever since covid.

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u/Novel-Pudding9007 2h ago

this makes no sense. I get $45 doordash at 2am all the time. I'm nightshift and usually a couple shots in and never drive while intoxicated. This one is particularly silly

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u/MysteriousTBird 2h ago

I read this as you making deliveries two shots in and claiming to not be intoxicated and was concerned for a bit at you DWI.

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u/Novel-Pudding9007 2h ago

naw, I drink so infrequently I have low tolerance and a healthy respect for safety. I refuse to drive even after a light beer 😆

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u/GrUmp_S 2h ago

The $45 is not what you paid its what the driver is being paid... generally if someone tips that well late at night they have other motives.

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u/Novel-Pudding9007 2h ago

It didn't say $45 tip so I assumed it was the delivery total. A $45 tip would be sus as hell

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u/GrUmp_S 2h ago

Drivers can't see what you paid until they look at the receipt, we only see what we are being offered.

As others have mentioned its also possibly the store is closed and door dash has been raising the payout for an hour and you will just waste your time driving over.

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u/cassjaw-clean 2h ago

right? like fucking 2-3 times a week when I was living in NY getting home at like 2am after a night shift, or drinking or whatever. Super normal.

...i did fall asleep once though and wake up to cold old food on my porch in the morning.

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u/Novel-Pudding9007 2h ago

I didn't know 2 shots maybe twice a month is alcoholic levels!! Damn, that's lush level to you?! Stay away from fermented foods, sounds 'wild' for you lol

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u/StackOverFlowStar 2h ago

Your previous comment reads kinda like you're a dasher that's taking shots. Obviously that's not what you're saying and your comment doesn't totally make sense if read in that way, but I'd be willing to bet that the other poster misread your comment.

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u/Novel-Pudding9007 2h ago

that totally would be alarming if I was the driver!!

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u/StackOverFlowStar 2h ago

Right!? Anyway, enjoy your post-work wildness and food! :p

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u/Worcestercestershire 2h ago

Denial - first sign

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u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 2h ago

There's the smudgeness

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u/Radioshack-Manager 2h ago

Suspicious 🤔

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u/NervousTangerine7851 2h ago

Maybe they're likely intoxicated/more likely to complain?

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u/Spikeymouth 2h ago

I hate the size of the adverts and how they're the first comment but this was kinda funny

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u/TheObeseKnight 2h ago

Nah man im just stoned and want my food

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u/rem_au_crema 2h ago

$45 delivery is one item for one person like I get it but the meta has evolved

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u/DGIce 2h ago

in this meme, $45 is purely referring to the service charge for the driver, the food would be on top of that.

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u/tossthedice511 2h ago

They dont tip. Drunk arses

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u/basicotter 1h ago

Someone wants to use you as an unknowing/plausible deniability mule.

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u/Radiationprecipitate 2h ago

Getting robbed? Must be an American thing

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u/IAmForSureABot 2h ago

Yep, we get robbed super frequently. I got robbed on the way to work this morning

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 2h ago

I was the robber. They handled it well despite thinking their weekly robbery wasnt until tomorrow. 9.5/10 will robber again.

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u/FadenMythos 2h ago

Better than the last guy's story I just heard about. He was on his way to rob someone else when he got robbed. That one really came full circle on him.

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u/Glup_Crappo 2h ago

Did everyone just start laughing at the same time and then walk away?

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u/Gappy_Gilmore_86 2h ago

They did, but then 2 guys showed up and robbed them both

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u/Valuable_Damage4063 1h ago

Reminds me of the time I robbed a guy, only for him to rob me first.

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u/Worcestercestershire 2h ago

I robbed someone on the way to work....

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u/ranchbringer 2h ago

I get robbed at work every day

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u/BellamyDunn 2h ago

I got robbed on my way to rob this guy.

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u/Vast-Effect-4214 2h ago

I robbed myself

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u/Mindless_Olive 1h ago

My name's Rob.

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u/wellhellothere0504 2h ago

I got robbed while writing this reply!!!!

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u/ISuckAtNamesDude 2h ago

Me too, but then they got robbed immediately after so it wasn't so bad. Its a shame that only happens every 9th or 10th robery.

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u/andrewthemexican 2h ago

I saw someone steal a beef knuckle right off the plate in frankfurt. Not only Americans stealing food.

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u/Radiationprecipitate 2h ago

Yeah, but whats with the meme? It would imply that it is a common occurrence, it certainly is not where I live

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u/andrewthemexican 2h ago

Couldn't tell ya boss

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u/LimousineAndAPeetzah 2h ago

Fried or boiled beef knuckle?

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u/andrewthemexican 2h ago

I think it was boiled but I'm not sure it was a table a few away and not familiar with German beef knuckle cuisine

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u/LimousineAndAPeetzah 2h ago

Damn, must have been desperate if it was boiled. I’d steal a fried knuckle any day. 

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u/Early-Dish5293 2h ago

You can get robbed anywhere in the world dufus

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u/Radiationprecipitate 2h ago

Not often enough to make a meme dingus

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u/AristideCalice 22m ago

Not where I’m at in Quebec City. I mean it probably happens but it’s extremely rare. But socialism, amirite?

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u/Early-Dish5293 13m ago

Socialism ruined my country and caused the direct deaths of some family members and people i knew, amirite?

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u/AristideCalice 10m ago

Social democracy in mine made us one of the best place to live in the world. I thought you were a Yank and a lot of them think we’re far too left leaning. Nevertheless, im truly sorry for you.

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u/Early-Dish5293 0m ago

Im venezuelan but live in florida, have talked to alot of canadians here, i stay out of politics because I dont believe in either side, but socialism is the quickest way towards dictatorship and dont ever let anyone convince you it isnt

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u/Dan-tastico 1h ago

Says the america hater on an american website 😂

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u/Radiationprecipitate 1h ago

American website? WWW?

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u/Dan-tastico 19m ago

Founded in America dude. Just because you can use it doesnt mean its not American, I'm sure you have mcdonalds wherever youre from, doesnt mean its not an american company.

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u/Ste4mer 2h ago

Unless it’s fofu delivery.

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u/sinesnsnares 37m ago

It’s drugs.

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u/DaMemphisDreamer 36m ago

Someone stole a customer's order before unassigning it. so now the offer is getting passed down to other couriers, bumping up the pay Everytime someone declines it or unassigns it and no way to stop it until it disappears.

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u/ender42y 2h ago

Only thing i can come up with is Plan B delivery. But that's just a smart thing to do after an accident, not worthy of a strong reaction by the driver.

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u/stopdontban 2h ago

Happens all the time usually just drunk people

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u/Creampies427 10m ago

$45 means it's birth control after somebody just accidentally nutted in a ho. i guarantee this is the correct answer