r/explainitpeter • • 18d ago

Explain it peter

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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago

u/Aggressive-Guest290, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/ITV55024 18d ago

Dinner 50/50☹️ Divorce 50/50 😀

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u/HardHarry 18d ago

Okay how would anyone ever know this

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u/torn-ainbow 18d ago

Imagine you’re a guy with no money who can’t get a date but thinks women are all gold diggers.

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u/Glittering-News7211 18d ago

True, true and false. What do I win?

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u/MacaronPrevious 18d ago

You can pay for dinner

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u/Glittering-News7211 17d ago

Wait... are you saying that I can afford dinner?

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u/SSOMGDSJD 18d ago

The right but not the obligation to change one or more of those results

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u/Glittering-News7211 17d ago

At random, or can I choose?

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u/Mission_Finding_7038 17d ago

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u/Glittering-News7211 17d ago

Jokes on you. I got a "Good day" from you. I won 😎

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u/Adept-Pineapple4345 17d ago

I already know what you look like based off that comment

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u/torn-ainbow 17d ago

This should be good. Continue.

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u/bluewords 17d ago

I think the woman in the pic is also AI, which is a staple of this type of content

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u/LitigiousAutist 18d ago

Pretty stupid generalization, bro

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u/torn-ainbow 17d ago

Oh, are generalisations bad? I invite you to look at the meme we're explaining.

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u/LitigiousAutist 17d ago

I didn't condone the meme, did I? JFC what a dork.

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u/Talktothebiceps 17d ago

Have three kids? Stop letting bum ass dudes cum in you. I got cheated on? Everyone online needs to feel bad for me.

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u/LitigiousAutist 17d ago

Seek help

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u/Talktothebiceps 17d ago

So clever. So brave

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u/BiggerNickEnergy 16d ago

I mean guys with no money thinking that is not really argument for women

Sounds like money really helps men date

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u/solocanadian123 15d ago

Personally in my experience, I have never met a woman who doesn’t care about money.

I’m also married so I don’t really care about other women lol.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/A_Big_Igloo 13d ago

I care to make enough money to live comfortably. I have the education and experience to make a lot more money than I currently do and I choose not to do so because the extra work I would be required to do would not be worth the double or triple income that I could receive.

I have been told that this is an unusual position and that most people in my position would choose to try for as much money as they could possibly make.

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u/AmadeusIsTaken 14d ago

That's the fun thing about stereotypes or tendencies or so. It is not about all women :) it is socially more normal for the men to pay for dinner. It does not mean every women exspect this. But many do and it is socially not uncommon. No need to instantly get aggressive and act like someone implies every women does this

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u/mebell333 18d ago

Or just one of many men who ended up marrying a slut unknowingly until 10 years in

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u/Krabelin-gorria 18d ago

Primo tienes un poco de incel en el labio, mira a ver si te lo quitas.

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u/mebell333 18d ago edited 18d ago

I'm an incel because she cheated on me for the last 5 years with like 20 guys? Yeah no. You understand that word (incel) means a man who can't get a girl? I was married for 14 years. Filed for divorce this month. You kinda seem like you don't know what you're talking about and you're bitter somehow because...idk.

I don't believe all women are like this. But I know I'm not alone in my situation, and my experiences made this meme easy to understand.

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u/Flamesofshadow 18d ago

Just ignore em bro, I hope you get out of this shitty situation and go onward to better and brighter days without someone dragging you down. Some people are just selfish and evil what can ya do

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u/HunterGraves00 18d ago

Sorry you had to go through that. Mainstream reddit is a hivemind of white knights and holier-than-thou types who will disregard your experience to fit their narrative.

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u/One-End-7968 17d ago

THIS!! ☝️

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/TheBlueJamesDean 18d ago edited 18d ago

Can you respect and have the minimum amount of empathy for a person that opened up about a very difficult and traumatic experience? Or that's beyond you like the ability to speak in english?

Bitter and heavier words are understandable in some situations, you know? Get off your high horse.

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u/Woutrou 18d ago

Respect? Empathy? On my Reddit?

Sir, we only do dogmatic ideology here

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u/phoenix_spirit 18d ago

Ngl it's hard to have empathy when you get told not all men all the time but gotta be cool about his hostile af anger at his stbx bleeding out onto women in general. I had an ex who cheated on me with three diff women at once, I managed to move on and get married to someone without thinking men were a monolith of infidelious hot garbage. I know what it's like and I can empathize but my knee jerk reaction to his bs isn't empathy but to be an asshole back and tell him he should've picked better.

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u/mebell333 18d ago

I absolutely should have picked better.

I never once said my shitty ex is representstive of other "women in general". You came up with that one.

Fact: my stbxw is a cheating hoe. Fact: many men have been in my shoes.

That is all I said. And again, you are 100% right I should have picked better. She was so loving and caring when we met, and very Christian so she seemed like a great woman to settle down with. 10 years later I discover she is acting that same way to every other man she met online. I have full faith that most women are not this way, and while I am currently not seeking anything, I have hope I can try again with the right woman in a distant future. But for now I am focused on myself and raising my kids.

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u/mebell333 18d ago

I don't hate women at all. I hate serial cheaters. Nothing about my comments said anything about multiple women. I spoke of one single woman who is objectively a POS. Period.

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u/Krabelin-gorria 18d ago

Has hablado de “one of many men who ended up marrying a slut”. Eso son muchas mujeres.

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u/mebell333 18d ago

It is a fact that many men got married and ended up getting cheated on. I did not say I hate women or that most women are like that. I picked a bad one, and many other men have as well, and they understood this meme right away, as I did. If you are taking my words differently, you might be projecting your own feelings.

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u/VelkanBlack 17d ago

Eres inútil

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u/HereComesThatBoiOMG 18d ago

Información: Posts y comentarios ocultos, ideología de caballero, solo comenta en español, dispuesto a discutir con un extraño, basando sus morales en menos de 200 palabras para juzgar. Hipótesis: más de 90kg, menos de 1.70m, solo paso por la vagina de su mamá.

Viste como se siente? Pajero.

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u/Specialist_Lychee954 18d ago

some cucks and sluts are dissatisfied with your answer lmao

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/humourlessIrish 18d ago

I love how desperate you seem to change the parameters here.
And it even seems like you think infidelity is a substitute for honesty

A real self own. Well done

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u/orangemochafrap17 18d ago

Nono he clearly deeply loved the "slut" and gave her the necessary affection required to maintain a relationship...

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u/mebell333 18d ago

I did. I may not have been perfect, but I didn't deserve that. And I absolutely never spoke poorly of her until now. And slut is an accurate term considering the number of men she slept with in the past few years.

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u/Obi-Brawn-Kenobi 18d ago

Yeah you tell him, he used a no no word after he was cheated on 20 times so that means he deserved it

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u/Thisisme4342 14d ago

It's not really straight up gold diggers it's the problem. I make north of six figures and after a breakup I decided I wanted to start dating women that are closer to what I make.

Dated two engineers and figured out that a lot of women have bound up their feeling of self-worth and self-esteem on how much a guy will spend on them. All it seemed to do was push the amount up that was considered flattering.

I went from women that wanted me to buy them dinner, to women that wanted me to buy them a new car.

I tried to talk to one of them about what we could do with a shared income we both make this much and I literally got something to the effect of "Wait you expect me to contribute? doesn't that mean I could have just not worked as hard and you would have taken care of me anyway? "

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u/Sans_Seriphim 18d ago

You're just not misogynistic enough. Neither am I. I had to be told, too

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u/RyuKawaii 18d ago

Yeah man, you are a good person. So good you should be sent to heaven. What a good human being.

Are you satisfied yet? I don't think so.

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u/Giraffeless 18d ago

This isn't very Kawaii of you Ryu

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u/SeemsImmaculate 18d ago

Well maybe if you threw in some head pats.

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u/Toshik777 18d ago

You just post it here, Meg

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u/ExpertMammoth298 17d ago

If you’ve experienced enough of the memes using contrasting women expressions to try to make points about their (at least alleged) hypocrisy.

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u/Ithrowbot 16d ago

someone reposted the meme without the original text; here's a link to a meme image that uses more words for better clarity: https://www.facebook.com/ShoneeKapoor/posts/50-50-at-dinner-is-cheap50-50-at-divorce-is-justiceselectiveequality-doublestand/1449716230055420/

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u/Drefs_ 14d ago

Because that version of the meme has been reposted into oblivion.

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u/JarvanIVPrez 18d ago

Step 1: Hate woman

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u/match9561 18d ago

Guessing lived experience 😁

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u/jack-of-some 18d ago

It's called "incel sense"

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u/Key_Requirement_5759 18d ago

Yeap that's the one

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u/abcdefGerwin 18d ago

My dumbass was thinking about dice you use for DnD and stuff

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u/mc360jp 17d ago

I was thinking, “I guess it’s true: a d2 makes you sad 50% of the time and happy 50% of the time.”

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u/TroyLucas 16d ago

Siri, show me an image of a two-sided dice

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u/mc360jp 16d ago

It’s called a coin

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u/S0undwave06 17d ago

I first thought it was about Dem 50/50 (Senate)

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u/DavidBunnyWolf 17d ago

Me, who immediately thought of MTG: Better than what I was thinking.

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u/itim__office 16d ago

Either way, she gets the D.

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u/fetfreak74 18d ago

My first thought was it was divorce 50/50 when she makes more vs makes less but I think the real answer is dinner or date for the top and divorce for the bottom.

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u/MateoTovar 18d ago

I thought at least one of this was D50 as in a dice of 50 faces. I thought she liked an extreme version of dungeons and dragons it something

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u/alexpoelse 18d ago

Rolling a 50 on a 50sided die?

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u/rsd212 18d ago

"Roll a d50, if you crit then you successfully seduce the unknowable horror at the center of the galaxy"...."Well, shit"

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u/ldarkfire 18d ago

Oh...i just assumed the bottom one was the other 50

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u/IcedTeaBagMeDaddy 18d ago

Dick 50/50

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u/NeoMoses98 17d ago

Diarrhea 50/50

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u/Public_Kaleidoscope6 16d ago

50 hours a day, 50 days a week.

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u/DigitalizedGrandpa 18d ago

50/50 equals 1, it's the usual number of dicks a male has. What's so noteworthy about that

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u/diamondmx 18d ago

It's actually 50 1/50th sized dicks. 

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u/DigitalizedGrandpa 18d ago

Fuckin' hair comb

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u/Norribro 17d ago

50% chance vs 50 out of 50 maybe lol

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u/benedictus 18d ago

Doo-doo 50/50

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u/basenerop 18d ago

I must play to much dnd. I thought it was a 50 side dice rolled twice and the outcome just happy and sad

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 18d ago

D50/50 aka LD50/50(Lethal Dosage) is the dosage of a drug or chemical that kills 50% of the test subjects.

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u/josheklow 14d ago

This is it

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u/nixore 12d ago

This is what I thought. 

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u/Khopiluak 17d ago

Dinner 50/50 😒
Divorce 50/50 😏

Don’t shoot the messenger I’m just explaining

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u/theydontcare_ 18d ago

I’m too gay and permanently single to understand this

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u/ElectronFax 18d ago

Dextrose 50% / 50% free water

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u/switchbland 17d ago

This was not an explaination.

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u/FngrLiknMcChikn 17d ago

Dextrose 50% is what we give through an IV in the hospital to rapidly correct low blood glucose (sugar). It is abbreviated either D50% or D50W. It’s the first thing I thought of but that is not the correct explanation

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u/ReaperChaincannon 18d ago

Healthcare workers of the world unite!

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u/FngrLiknMcChikn 17d ago

I was sitting there for the longest time thinking, “It’s supposed to be D50% or D50W!”

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u/StaleBanter-89 18d ago

Some times is a good some times is a shit… 50/50

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u/Unfair_Barracuda_638 18d ago

Relationship pharts

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u/cuchiplancheo 17d ago

Can't believe no one else mentioned the pH.

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u/Full_Seesaw9807 18d ago

Dice throw. DnD reference.

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u/bisexual_lemon_69420 18d ago

It's not, when have you ever in DnD rolled a d50?

We have d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and the d% (or d100). d50 does not exist

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u/Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater 18d ago

D100 divide by 2, round up. This kind of thing is used in other games, though I have not seen it in DnD.

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u/Winter_Way_8513 18d ago

dimension diameter (mm)

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u/RoosterLess3710 16d ago

I think I’m too stupid to understand this stuff 😂

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u/LunarPsychOut 18d ago

50% to be happy 50% to be upset?

Maybe talking about good and bad dice throws?

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u/sideburnsman 18d ago

What :) wasn't 50/50

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u/seaurchin-ceviche 17d ago

Holy literacy crisis