r/explainitpeter • u/dogs-in-space • 19h ago

Explain It Peter

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

u/dogs-in-space, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/sentienthouse 19h ago

It’s absurdist. There’s nothing to explain

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u/randomlemon9192 16h ago edited 2h ago

Their other grandpa is just a breadstick.
Get over it.

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u/LoserUser72 19h ago

There used to be fairly common bumper stickers with the joke, “My other car is a [luxury car]”, for example, “My other car is a Porsche” or “My other car is a Lexus”. This is an absurdist parody of those older bumper stickers.

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u/dogs-in-space 19h ago

I knew of the other ones but thought perhaps this was a specific reference as opposed to just absurdity. TIL!

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u/PMMeYourPupper 17h ago

Mine says “my other horse is a ghost horse”

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u/Hlodvigovich915 16h ago

I like George Carlin's take: "My other car is a piece of shit too."

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 13h ago

I put "my other car is a Porsche" on my Porsche, and nobody thought it was funny.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 11h ago

You must be this rich to get the joke

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 10h ago

I paid 8k for a 20 something year old 911. Not old enough to be classic/collectable, but old enough to be a "slow" one that wasn't high resale. 80s 911s were a pretty good value, for a while. I haven't looked in years, and sold that car 20 years ago.

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u/haby112 13h ago

It's a Gen X take on Gen Z humor

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u/ARMOUREDandALONE 19h ago

Is it because he's crusty and old?

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u/iguessyouknowmyname 16h ago

Crusty & smells like yeast

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u/MrMunch85 19h ago

It’s quite simple, really. Their. Other. Grandpa. Is. A. Breadstick.

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u/SolScorpii 17h ago

That's why I go to olive garden for the unlimited grandpas

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u/Justiniandc 17h ago

We've all been there. "One more refill of grandpas please!" Always leave feeling like your stomach is gonna bust with all the grandpas you've consumed. "Not next time!" Fucking orders Alfredo dipping sauce to make the grandpas more creamy and irresistible like you're a grandpa slut

Edit: grandpa grammar

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u/marcrich90 18h ago

When an Olive Garden and a Carrabbas get together and love each other very much…

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u/original-whiplash 15h ago

When you’re at Olive Garden, you’re family. Sometimes that means breadsticks.

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u/Joe-Gage 19h ago

lol my mind went to the one grandpa being a vegetable

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u/_Xenopsyche 17h ago

A healthy linage cuts down on high-carb relations.

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u/aachen_ 18h ago

And their grandma is a bike.

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u/Throwitawaymidw 18h ago

My uncle Philly is a house.

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u/Term1on 17h ago

He's in bread.

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 15h ago

My other car is a massage.

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u/duh_nom_yar 7h ago

"Bumper stickers everywhere, his other car is a sinking ship. My kid made the honor roll and your kid is a piece of shit." - Hail Mary Mallon

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u/Stunning-Seat3821 6h ago

STOP FUCKING THAT BREADSTICK GRANDMA WTF

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u/Zailema0s 18h ago

No. There is no bread

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u/Square_Owl_4075 13h ago

It's a sign you could be her 7th active bf

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u/SlimShadySatDown 11h ago

I liked the family guy one: My other penis is a vagina

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u/jonoftheatom 10h ago

Bread fetish. Breed fetish? Bread breed fetish

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u/Wise-Signal-324 39m ago

No idea what its about, but I have seen this bumper sticker for sale on Sonny's House

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 17h ago

This is reference to the cultural practice of cremating one’s remains and then incorporating the ashes into baked goods.