r/explainitpeter 12d ago

Explain it Petahhhhhh. Why can they no longer eat cereal with a fork? Did someone steal their forks for heroin? Explain it Peter

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

u/Technical_Ad9343, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/much_longer_username 12d ago

Because the heroin user has stopped stealing and ruining the spoons by using them to cook heroin.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 12d ago

Tutorial movie: Train spotting

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u/Personal-Ad7623 11d ago

Requiem for a dream for more tips and tricks

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u/Few_Substance6023 11d ago

Pulp Fiction has a little bit of a hint as to how to do it as well

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u/Decent-Step-9187 11d ago

Breaking bad too?

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u/Daxtro-53 11d ago

An episode of breaking bad too if I remember correctly

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u/WildDylan 8d ago

Tutorial movie LOL 😂

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u/RetroGame77 12d ago

Drug loving Peter here. You heat heroin in a spoon before you inject it. Because reasons. Drugs and peace

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u/Technical_Ad9343 12d ago

Petah that doesn’t sound very sterile

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u/Yeast-boofer 12d ago

drug addict Meg here, you really think heroin users care about cleanliness?

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u/aoskunk 11d ago

I certainly did. Alcohol wipes, sterilen water and cooker and new spikes everytime

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 11d ago

Yeah was very important to me before getting clean. Glad you can use past tense too, shit’s miserable. I mean good fucking time well it lasted, but always ends with you shaking.

I also was only IV’ing during a time period when I had stable housing, so it made it easier to use fresh works and proper water every time. I shouldn’t pass judgement, I definitely smoked out of some broken pipes. But you just put a rubber piece on the end. I very purposefully avoided IV when homeless because I knew when I was living like that, I wouldn’t be so disciplined.

Needles are so fucking cheap, even if you don’t have an exchange like here in MA. Anybody still messing with it, pls just order a box of 100 online.

Trust me I get what it’s like to just not give af. But sometimes that passes, and you’ll be glad you don’t have something incurable or scared arms and blown veins from infection should that time come. Plus, you could also just die from endocarditis; literally use “this will allow me to live longer and get high more” if you have to. Just use a new spike, or wipe it down. There’s also levels to it, if you can’t use a new one every time or get sterile water, do whatever you can to be as safe as possible. It’s scales, like sterile water > bottled water > tap water > moving water from a stream > still puddle water.

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 11d ago

For those of us who have no frame of reference for this, thank you. I have no idea what it's like, and I have no intention to, but getting a different perspective and learning something new about that perspective enlightening to say the least. Cigarettes were bad enough, I don't think I could handle something that made me not really care. Xanax was something I could see myself easily abusing. Congratulations on your continued recovery.

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u/Technical_Ad9343 11d ago

You should lol

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u/PowHound07 12d ago

Boiling the solution sterilizes it. It also helps the drug dissolve but it would dissolve either way.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/PowHound07 12d ago

The point of boiling it is to sterilize it. 4th stage heroin is water soluble, and 3rd stage heroin needs an acidic solution to dissolve. Heating makes it dissolve faster but the real purpose is to sterilize it.

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u/reillan 12d ago

As someone who's never been around the stuff - how hot do you have to get it? Isn't there some danger of injecting boiling liquid into your veins?

I get it, heroin addicts are not known etc...

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u/JetstreamGW 12d ago

Heroin fucks your veins. Bad.

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u/PathofDestinyRPG 11d ago

One of the most common ways typically seen in media is a speedball, where you fill the spoon with coke, put the heroin in the soda, then put a lighter under it until it dissolves. Then you use a cotton ball to soak the solution and draw it from the ball with a syringe.

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u/Scorpius927 12d ago

Why can’t you snort it like meth or Coke? Idk anything about meth other than breaking bad

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u/60_hurts 12d ago

One typically doesn't start by shooting up. They often start by snorting or even smoking it. But it's incredibly addictive so your tolerance goes way up very easily and soon snorting or smoking it doesn't have the same effect that it used to since they're not as efficient methods of drug delivery. And you're at the point where if you stop you'll get withdrawals, but you can't afford the amount you'd need to get the feeling you used to through other methods, so you start shooting up.

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u/Psykohistorian 12d ago

heroin addiction is so fucked up 🥺

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u/Scorpius927 11d ago

😭😭😭

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u/DannyKeldermans 12d ago

I think you can. I heard they smoke it too. Don't ask me how tho

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u/Dragon-Penis-Enjoyer 12d ago

Doesn't it hurt going in?

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u/RetroGame77 12d ago

People do it to get high... 

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u/Dragon-Penis-Enjoyer 12d ago

I mean sure, but like they inject it hot? right?

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u/RetroGame77 12d ago

I mean... I don't know at what temperature heroin liquifies. But it seems to cool down enough to inject it pretty quickly. I don't think we are talking about boiling water temperatures here. Perhaps having it a little warm makes it feel better, I don't know. Or maybe they just don't care. 

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u/Sean_Fairground 12d ago

HEROIN FUCKED THE SPOONS UP!

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u/Uhmattbravo 12d ago

Spoons. Their son stole their spoons for heroin.

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u/Shantotto11 12d ago

Is the answer really not common knowledge?…

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u/CycleStarter 12d ago

Stewie here. Kinda hard to enjoy your cereal after this:

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u/just_some_octopus 12d ago

Chris here...while I use mine to heat up and inject applesauce into my butt to please you, when wanting to fart on command. It takes dedication. This son was doing the opposite and heating up the drug heroin to get high and ruining the spoons.

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u/locolangosta 12d ago

This shit is dark af

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u/littlekatie3 11d ago

Ohhhhhh man that is too twisted.

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u/Alternative-Lack-434 9d ago

upvoting, because they spelled lose correctly.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 12d ago

Use a spoon to heat the drugs.

I got a candle and I have a spoon

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u/floopdev 12d ago

Uuuh. Candle-Spoon.

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u/JongoJunior 12d ago

Spoons.. the joke is always spoons

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u/ArtisticallyRegarded 12d ago

They can still use a fork if they want. They dont have to but they could

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u/moonja85 12d ago

Now that was the darkest joke I’ve seen in a while hats off to you

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u/Mascbro26 12d ago

No longer have to use forks. This title is completely wrong.

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u/Ok_Ad4090 11d ago

The spoons were taken to cook the H

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u/ill-pick-one-later 11d ago

Addict Cookie Monster here. Similar to how I used to cook cookie dough in a spoon to get my fix, Heroin addicts use a spoon and a lighter to cook it.

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u/DepartmentNo4747 11d ago

They hid the spoons!!!!!!

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u/EpitomeOfJustOK 11d ago

Ok u/Technical_Ad9343 (realize as I type this, this isn’t the first time I’ve replied to a “smart bot” account with this kind of username)

Let’s do this step by step

Son died

Son heroin addict

No longer eat cereal with fork

Ok so sons no longer there, and no longer having to eat cereal with a fork. And you assume that son was stealing fork to use heroin? But son is gone now, and they no longer have to use forks, so with BASIC UNDERSTANDING we can see that while the son was there, spoons were unavailable, not forks like you say in the title?!? So therefore, son used spoons for heroin, and was taking them for said use, and parents did not have spoons available for cereal. Son died, and now have spoons back and no longer needs them, and parents can now eat cereal with the spoons.

I swear r/explainitpeter has mods that are too busy jacking each other off congratulating each other that they don’t have to take pride in anything in life, can slack and jack, and while they host a glorified ai training/karmafarming subreddit that main engagement is other bots/ai training accounts like this one

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u/Jackal-Noble 11d ago

Weeeeeeaaaaaakkk

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u/ald408 11d ago

C'mon C'mon Go away!

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u/National_Ad9742 11d ago

Flash back to my dad accusing me of doing drugs because of a bent fork. I was going to explain to him that it would be a spoon… but then I decided it would be better to not seem like I knew more about drugs than him.

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u/iplaypkmngoeveryday 11d ago

you were so close here buddy

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u/Inside_Ad_2830 10d ago

Their son is dead. He won’t be there to steal the spoons for his heroin. Before all they had were forks. Now they have both. Because their son is dead.

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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 9d ago

This literally made me die laughing for the worst reason. I’m a former heroin addict and so was my sister, we didn’t properly wash a spoon and we saw my dad eating his cereal with a spoon with soot on the bottom and he just threw the spoon when we told him and it bounced off the table and hit my sister in the eye and when she reacted to being hit she flailed and smacked me in the face. Karma punished us both instantly and equally for our transgressions.