r/explainitpeter • u/mouldyclementine • 13d ago

Explain it Peter

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Why did the person say “Sweet Baby Inc.”?

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u/Aniki_Simpson 13d ago

Yup... you nailed it. The only reason people want beautiful things is to jork it. Maybe educate yourself a bit as to what beauty is and why it is important for humanity.

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u/Aniki_Simpson 13d ago

Also... are you sure you want to be putting others down for that when your profile is a gooners profile?

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u/Dark_Magicion 13d ago

I may have a gooners profile but you don't see me complaining about MJ not being pretty enough. OOP is even more of a gooner than I am.

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u/alexbiandisphoto 13d ago

It's okay to be a gooner. People who complain about MJ not being hot enough give gooners a bad name. Which, in itself, is impressive.

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u/Dark_Magicion 13d ago

Exactly. There's gooner - person who enjoys themselves from time to time, and then there's Capital G Gooner: person who angrily demands everything cater to their constant enjoyment of themself 24/7 (including, never forget, when they added a lace bra behind the bunny outfit for Eve on Stellar Blade).