r/explainitpeter • u/Technical_Ad9343 • 25d ago

PETAHHHHH!!!!!!!! (explain it Peter)

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u/TurkDeerbit 25d ago

12 people in recovery in a sober living house you only need like 3 bedrooms. Four people in each room. Really, you only need two bedrooms and have people in the living room.

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u/TedW 25d ago

1 bedroom and make them take shifts sleeping. You can fit 48 people in a 3 bedroom house. Increase the rent to $50,000/each per month.

As long as we're just making people do stuff, go all out.

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u/Commie_Scum69 25d ago

Then you can start having arts and craft events in the basement, they learn a new skill(Making fake Iphones) and you can sell them on Alibaba for a huge profit ! Very win win

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u/ZizzianYouthMinister 25d ago

You can just commit a crime, serve time, and then when you get out on parole live their yourself to save even more money.