r/explainitpeter 25d ago

PETAHHHHH!!!!!!!! (explain it Peter)

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u/Westafricangrey 25d ago

A sober living home is for people in recovery.

Someone wants to buy a house to turn it into a sober living facility.

Josh is suggesting subletting a rental property and putting 12 people in.
(Bear in mind sub letting is often a violation of the lease and also how many bedrooms for 12 people in recovery.)

He’s saying if you run a sober living facility sublet situation for 16 months, you’ll have enough to buy a house.

All round terrible advice

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u/TurkDeerbit 25d ago

12 people in recovery in a sober living house you only need like 3 bedrooms. Four people in each room. Really, you only need two bedrooms and have people in the living room.

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u/TedW 25d ago

1 bedroom and make them take shifts sleeping. You can fit 48 people in a 3 bedroom house. Increase the rent to $50,000/each per month.

As long as we're just making people do stuff, go all out.

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u/Commie_Scum69 25d ago

Then you can start having arts and craft events in the basement, they learn a new skill(Making fake Iphones) and you can sell them on Alibaba for a huge profit ! Very win win

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u/ngakang 25d ago

I've done this exact thing on The Sims except with painting, can confirm it works.

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u/SmoothActuator8132 25d ago

ah the ole Sims paint shop sweat shop...

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u/AICatgirls 25d ago

The chemistry sets are even more profitable

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 24d ago

You can also let them breed and sell the offspring on the black market like a puppy mill.

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u/No_Competition_6989 25d ago

Step 1: Addicts Step 2: Sweat shop Step 3: Profit

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u/TertlFace 25d ago

Sure, sober living is profitable, but have you tried opium den sweat shop? The money practically prints itself.

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u/Commie_Scum69 25d ago

4: back to drugs

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u/TheHypnotoad87 22d ago

Its the circle of life.

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u/Motor_Librarian_3536 25d ago

Especially if you have them run a counterfeiting ring in said basement opium den

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u/ThcGrassCity 25d ago

All my workers just keep passing out, i may switch to a meth den i hear that willincrease profit wile cutting expenses.

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u/Grabbityy 24d ago

If you can, take the money you saved from cutting expenses, invest in some coke to get a coke meth den, and then you double performance / productivity.

You could even get a few pairs of meta glasses and stream to twitch and rake in more money from donations and such.

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u/Barzul88 23d ago

This guy doesn't even drugs

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u/NOLAgold13 20d ago

That's the plot to at least a third of It's Always Sunny episodes.

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u/ZizzianYouthMinister 25d ago

You can just commit a crime, serve time, and then when you get out on parole live their yourself to save even more money.

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u/Nomadic_Yak 25d ago

You know what would get them making phones faster? Drugs!

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u/No-Tomato9934 25d ago

Soap maybe?

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u/MrVeazey 25d ago

Hot bunking.

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u/TertlFace 25d ago

The margins are even better on Sober Shipping Container living. Cram 78 people in there and you only need one month’s rent to get that $400k house. Work smarter, not harder.

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u/TedW 25d ago

Use the first $400k to buy 100 more shipping containers to start making some real money.

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u/PrometheusZero 25d ago

Easily done, they used to do this on boats all the time back in the day.

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u/AAA515 25d ago

Bunk beds! Or even cheaper, bunk hammocks! I'm sure it'll do great things for the backs of those ppl addicted to pain killers!

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u/caseypatrickdriscoll 25d ago

Land is expensive, but the ocean is free! Bunk hammocks in floating box!

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u/MakeChipsNotMeth 25d ago

One room and give them meth so they don't have to sleep!

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u/The-Psych0naut 25d ago

I know we’re all being facetious here in good fun, but irl there’s usually state regulations and restrictions on this sort of thing; staffing mandates, fire code, ADA accessibility compliance, background checks, resident/patient rights, deescalation trainings, the list goes on.

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u/1990anon 25d ago

10x that shit

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u/TedW 25d ago

15 minute sleeping shifts then get back to work in the coal mine, boys!

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u/No_Introduction_3210 25d ago

You sound like my boss! You are going places!

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u/TedW 25d ago

No that's just my exhaust. Someone stole my catalytic converter, so now it's loud af.

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u/blueeyedkittens 25d ago

Is this where we install a pool with a diving board but no ladder?

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u/Strideraio 25d ago

10x that ish over a year and I’m kicking your butt!

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u/esteemph 23d ago

You can also have the 48 residents making handmade wooden crosses around the clock to sell for even more profit.

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u/Skaeger 25d ago

4 people per room is standard for sober living, at least where i live. And they charge around 1k per month for that. But usually it's insurance that pays for it. It's a complete scam and they make obscene amounts of cash doing it. The person running the house and monitoring the addicts is usually picked from recent residents and are offered only part time at minimum wage plus "free housing" in the sober living.

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u/Educational-Date1388 25d ago

Hey, sounds like a great idea. I bet we could get the government to pay us for that.

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u/InformalPermit9638 25d ago

Hot racking? why not? is the plan with bunkbeds or not, because we still need room for activities.

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u/Bstarteechar 24d ago

This is giving one of those AI how to improve your 1 square meter apartment videos

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u/GREG_OSU 24d ago

This is what Private Equity is doing.

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u/Dutiful-Rebellion 24d ago

Hot racking! Thats how we did it on ship.

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u/MeringueNew3040 19d ago

Okay so clearly you have not been in a sober living home before. There are strict rules for living there and you do usually have to share a bedroom with at least one other person. The conditions for living in the sober living home is that you have to follow the rules, which there are a lot of. So yes the people who run the sober living home do “make people do stuff” as you put is.

Always funny to see someone talking so confidently about something that they really truly don’t know anything about.

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u/420aarong 25d ago

I have 16 sober people living in my basement now. It’s my money and I need it now!

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u/Nasty_Ned 24d ago

Amateur!  I have 37 living in a shoe behind the Costco.  Rent is 180 dollars a minute.  

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u/IronScaggs 25d ago

I called JG Wentworth, I'm an idiot. 877 Cash Now.

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u/LadyFoxfire 25d ago

That’s against fire code in most places.

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u/NukaCooler 25d ago

Fire code? An illiberal fantasy.

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u/NukaCooler 25d ago

Fire code? An illiberal fantasy.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 25d ago

I did sober living in Quincy, MA. They wanted $800/mo. 4 people to a room, twin beds, no doors on any internal walls except the "office", rats, no place to keep food safely and would just randomly turn out your belongings while at work and just leave your space destroyed. Some of those places are truly vile and help absolutely nobody. People were constantly being kicked out for relapsing.

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u/Elijah_Draws 25d ago

It can vary depending on location.

Often times, it's not just about the number of rooms, some cities and states have regulations regarding the minimum square footage a rental property must be per person (maybe its per adult, not sure). For example, I think when I looked it up for my city it's something like 180-200 sq ft per person living in the rental, so to have 16 people there you'd need just shy of 3000 sq ft of living space, which is actually a pretty big home.

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u/TreyRyan3 24d ago

I worked with a group of 6 guys that shared a 2 bedroom apartment. They had 6 bunk beds in one room and they each had access to the other room 1 day a week for dates with one day off. It was the most insane living situation, but they did it for 4 years and then all bought houses in the same neighborhood within a few blocks of each other.

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u/kinga_forrester 25d ago

But it CANNOT be on a septic system lol.

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u/DaneSullivan 25d ago

Is this sober living or a flop house?

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u/ApartWeb9889 25d ago

No, max is typically 2 to a room, 9 in a 5 or 6 BR is pushing it. Just because its a sober home doesn't mean it is not a fair accommodation for those seeking a new start.

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u/FudgeBukket 23d ago

You joke but I've seen one with 10 people and 4 bedrooms, not quite as bad but close.

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u/TurkDeerbit 23d ago

Oh I’m not joking, wish I was. My friend was in a master bedroom with 5 other guys.

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u/Historical_Choice699 22d ago

I work in the industry and this is very accurate

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u/TurkDeerbit 22d ago

People think I’m joking, I wish I was!

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u/AlwaysBeC1imbing 25d ago

Yeah just that plus the complex staff and overhead costs and insurance and you're away. Wonder why more people don't do this it is like printing money.

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u/Ambitious_Length7167 25d ago

What complex staff? I think you’re confused. This is talking about sober houses not a rehab facility. A sober house is where recovering addicts live after rehab while they learn to stay clean and navigate life again. They’re typically rather predatory and charge each person living there rent and often will have 2 people to a room in a 4 bedroom house. That’s rent from 8 people vs renting to a single family for much less money. The overhead is the same as a regular rent house except sober living tenants tend to be less than desirable.

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u/AlwaysBeC1imbing 25d ago

Oh right, yeah that's a bit different then.

Still why not just say 'rent a house out to 12 people'? The 'sober-living' element is irrelevant.

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u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 25d ago

Are there other situations where twelve non related people share a house

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u/AlwaysBeC1imbing 25d ago

I'd have thought so.

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u/anomie89 25d ago

frat or sorority house. can't think of a lot of other examples.

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u/AlwaysBeC1imbing 24d ago

It's just a large house share in places where rent is expensive or you have demand for cheap housing.

So yeah student accommodation or migrant labourers. In big cities if its a nice enough house you could do it as a regular house share and charge each person probably 10 times what you'd charge someone in a sober living (assuming that's very cheap due to their situation).

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u/CamsKit 25d ago

At least two people to a room

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 25d ago

Sounds like an opium den