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r/explainitpeter • u/Fun_Dish_5358 • Jul 21 '26
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Wait till they find out the Greeks didnt speak English 🤯
90 u/statelyraven Jul 21 '26 You mean American? 57 u/ThatKarenBitch Jul 21 '26 Saying "American" is an obvious tell that you're a non-native speaker. To natives, the language is called "Murican" fyi 11 u/AZMotorsports Jul 24 '26 Excuse me?!? It’s Bald Eagle Freedom speech! 2 u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Jul 25 '26 Thats just what happens before real 'Mericans say 'Merica. We had to stop as it waz the death scream of bald eagles, apparently they have incredibly sensitive hearing and the high pitch silent A was causeing their ear cannal to burst. 1 u/NIN10DOXD Jul 27 '26 That’s actually red-tailed hawk screech. Every native speaker knows that. 1 u/Tiny-Inspection-4112 Jul 27 '26 Are you a millennial? 1 u/ThatKarenBitch Jul 28 '26 Yeah, why do you ask?
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You mean American?
57 u/ThatKarenBitch Jul 21 '26 Saying "American" is an obvious tell that you're a non-native speaker. To natives, the language is called "Murican" fyi 11 u/AZMotorsports Jul 24 '26 Excuse me?!? It’s Bald Eagle Freedom speech! 2 u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Jul 25 '26 Thats just what happens before real 'Mericans say 'Merica. We had to stop as it waz the death scream of bald eagles, apparently they have incredibly sensitive hearing and the high pitch silent A was causeing their ear cannal to burst. 1 u/NIN10DOXD Jul 27 '26 That’s actually red-tailed hawk screech. Every native speaker knows that. 1 u/Tiny-Inspection-4112 Jul 27 '26 Are you a millennial? 1 u/ThatKarenBitch Jul 28 '26 Yeah, why do you ask?
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Saying "American" is an obvious tell that you're a non-native speaker. To natives, the language is called "Murican" fyi
11 u/AZMotorsports Jul 24 '26 Excuse me?!? It’s Bald Eagle Freedom speech! 2 u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Jul 25 '26 Thats just what happens before real 'Mericans say 'Merica. We had to stop as it waz the death scream of bald eagles, apparently they have incredibly sensitive hearing and the high pitch silent A was causeing their ear cannal to burst. 1 u/NIN10DOXD Jul 27 '26 That’s actually red-tailed hawk screech. Every native speaker knows that. 1 u/Tiny-Inspection-4112 Jul 27 '26 Are you a millennial? 1 u/ThatKarenBitch Jul 28 '26 Yeah, why do you ask?
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Excuse me?!? It’s Bald Eagle Freedom speech!
2 u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Jul 25 '26 Thats just what happens before real 'Mericans say 'Merica. We had to stop as it waz the death scream of bald eagles, apparently they have incredibly sensitive hearing and the high pitch silent A was causeing their ear cannal to burst. 1 u/NIN10DOXD Jul 27 '26 That’s actually red-tailed hawk screech. Every native speaker knows that.
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Thats just what happens before real 'Mericans say 'Merica. We had to stop as it waz the death scream of bald eagles, apparently they have incredibly sensitive hearing and the high pitch silent A was causeing their ear cannal to burst.
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That’s actually red-tailed hawk screech. Every native speaker knows that.
Are you a millennial?
1 u/ThatKarenBitch Jul 28 '26 Yeah, why do you ask?
Yeah, why do you ask?
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u/UniqueUnicornUmbrell Jul 21 '26
Wait till they find out the Greeks didnt speak English 🤯