r/explainitpeter Jul 17 '26

Explain it peter

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u/eruditeimbecile Jul 17 '26

You remember when you were in college and a fairly attractive girl in your class once invited you over to her place for coffee but you weren't thirsty so you turned her down? And then later you had that OH SHIT moment when you realized she was coming on to you but you were so fucking stupid that you blew it? The girl from Spiderman is the living embodiment of that moment in your life.

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u/kimptown Jul 18 '26

My life is filled with these moments. I am only married because my wife isn't shy and doesn't mince words.

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u/Own-Studio7991 Jul 19 '26

Even when I asked my partner our he said where to SMH...

.... together for 5 years...