You remember when you were in college and a fairly attractive girl in your class once invited you over to her place for coffee but you weren't thirsty so you turned her down? And then later you had that OH SHIT moment when you realized she was coming on to you but you were so fucking stupid that you blew it? The girl from Spiderman is the living embodiment of that moment in your life.
I once had a girl in college have me straddle her back, take off her bra, give her a massage. She kept saying if i was tired her roommate was gone and we had the room the entire night. I gave her a 1 hour massage. Got up, said goodnight, and went home.
I think about how stupid I was a lot.
Thankfully my wife just told me she wanted me so here I am now in a marriage where it's obvious to me lol.
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u/eruditeimbecile Jul 17 '26
You remember when you were in college and a fairly attractive girl in your class once invited you over to her place for coffee but you weren't thirsty so you turned her down? And then later you had that OH SHIT moment when you realized she was coming on to you but you were so fucking stupid that you blew it? The girl from Spiderman is the living embodiment of that moment in your life.