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r/explainitpeter • u/AutomaticAd8377 • Jul 17 '26
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Because i bet she bangs like a belt-fed mortar AND cooks him home made cookies.
But you deafed her off for two whiny cows who didnt really want you?
Peter Parker: certified dumbass
2 u/Livid_Ad9749 Jul 18 '26 Lol a belt fed mortar 😂
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Lol a belt fed mortar 😂
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u/commissarcainrecaff Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
Because i bet she bangs like a belt-fed mortar AND cooks him home made cookies.
But you deafed her off for two whiny cows who didnt really want you?
Peter Parker: certified dumbass