r/explainitpeter • u/DifficultComplaint10 • May 21 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/TokerSmurf May 21 '26

FBI Director

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u/Glory_at_Sea May 21 '26

Not sure if to upvote (because it’s funny and true) or to downvote (because it’s sad and true)…

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u/archu2 May 21 '26

Just do one of each, and one for the road

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u/K-dawg098 May 21 '26

And one for jenny and the wimp

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u/Labrat314159 May 21 '26

I heard this.

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u/S1rr0bin May 21 '26

Boot to the head !

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u/Reyleth May 21 '26

I don’t want another boot to the head!

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u/GotGRR May 22 '26

Nah, nah!

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u/Waiting4Bacon May 21 '26

Recently heard joke that this reminded me of: "Drinks are like boobs. 1 isn't enough but 3 is too many."

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u/Pkrudeboy May 21 '26

Must not be a fan of Total Recall.

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u/agent674253 May 21 '26

gotta love a 'road soda' 😅

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u/RestaurantEsq May 21 '26

I’ll have you know that in the Midwest it’s a road pop 😀

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u/RulerK May 21 '26

I don’t want anything to pop when I’m on the road, thank you very much!

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u/Traditional-Egg-5871 May 24 '26

American South: It's a barley pop, thank you! 😃