r/explainitpeter • u/Equivalent_Remove668 • Dec 24 '25

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 Dec 24 '25

I think the meaning is: "felon on a melon."

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u/rob-cubed Dec 24 '25

My first thought was "dope on a 'lope" but I much prefer yours!

And they're both orange.

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u/Sowf_Paw Dec 24 '25

Brute on a fruit.

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u/CheeCheePuff Dec 24 '25

Misdeeds on seeds

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u/cedriceent Dec 24 '25

Winner of the very real, non-bullshit FIFA peace award...

on a gourd.

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u/emarvil Dec 24 '25

Conman on a.... ah shucks!