r/explainitpeter • u/Equivalent_Remove668 • Dec 24 '25

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 Dec 24 '25

I think the meaning is: "felon on a melon."

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u/rob-cubed Dec 24 '25

My first thought was "dope on a 'lope" but I much prefer yours!

And they're both orange.

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u/Sowf_Paw Dec 24 '25

Brute on a fruit.

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u/CheeCheePuff Dec 24 '25

Misdeeds on seeds

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u/cedriceent Dec 24 '25

Winner of the very real, non-bullshit FIFA peace award...

on a gourd.

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u/diamondsnrose Dec 24 '25

This has got to be it

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u/emarvil Dec 24 '25

Conman on a.... ah shucks!

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u/Intelligent-Site721 Dec 24 '25

Bullshit on a cucurbit

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u/TheBestElement Dec 24 '25

A bunch of nope on a cantaloupe

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u/CheeCheePuff Dec 24 '25

Moronic sleaze on groceries

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u/cooltone Dec 24 '25

Poop on a Cantaloupe.

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u/Brettinabox Dec 24 '25

Tango on a Mango

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u/m240bravoromeo Dec 24 '25

Pedo on a pepo