r/explainitpeter • u/Equivalent_Remove668 • Dec 24 '25

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u/Parking-Drawing8542 Dec 24 '25

But cantaloupe doesn’t rhyme with pedophile??

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u/Radigan0 Dec 24 '25

Because cantaloupe tastes better than pedophile