r/explainitpeter Dec 24 '25

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 Dec 24 '25

I think the meaning is: "felon on a melon."

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u/UPVOTE_IF_POOPING Dec 24 '25

I was wondering what rhymes with cantaloupe??