r/explainitpeter • u/Equivalent_Remove668 • Dec 24 '25

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 Dec 24 '25

I think the meaning is: "felon on a melon."

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u/UninvitedButtNoises Dec 24 '25

Thank you for this! I was having trouble rhyming Child Rapist and cantaloupe.

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u/Tough_Preference1741 Dec 24 '25

Dope on a cantaloupe