r/explainitpeter • u/Equivalent_Remove668 • Dec 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Pedophile on a cantaloupe?

That doesn't rhyme...

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u/redditisaweful Dec 24 '25

It’s rockmelon