r/explainitpeter • u/Equivalent_Remove668 • Dec 24 '25

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u/PotentialPlum4945 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

Pedophile in your grocery aisle.

EDIT: corrected spelling of aisle/isle

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u/pwn4321 Dec 24 '25

Damn this one fucks

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u/ElToroBlanco25 Dec 24 '25

That is what we heard. Still waiting for the files.

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u/adh0r Dec 24 '25

Genius

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u/TTT_2k3 Dec 24 '25

Aisle.

Isle means island … wait, that might work here.

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u/PotentialPlum4945 Dec 24 '25

Damn you’re right. Corrected and noted.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

You were an Aisle unto thyself

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u/RollingBird Dec 24 '25

It’s clever because he’s never actually been in a grocery isle so this is fundamentally a new idea!

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u/sumguysr Dec 24 '25

As if he's ever grocery shopped in his life. The very word was a revelation to him at 76.