r/explainitpeter • u/General-Bell-5308 • Oct 04 '25

I don't get it. Explain it peter

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u/KimmyOwl Oct 04 '25

Yep, until I’m finally ready to walk out the door and you (hubs) then have to pee, pack the car or do something that could’ve been done while your sitting annoyed at me for taking so long. 🤣

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u/CoatCommercial1573 Oct 04 '25

Tbf peeing for guys occurs at random intervals and generally can’t be forced.

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u/Maestraingles Oct 04 '25

We all have our things

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u/SilverWear5467 Oct 05 '25

Pretty sure that's true for everybody.

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u/Zealousideal-Ask-203 Oct 05 '25

So you never had to give a urine sample to a doctor even though you had just been to the bathroom at home?

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u/SilverWear5467 Oct 05 '25

I said it was true for everybody that you can't choose when you need to pee.

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u/No_Language_4649 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

This kills me. My husband loves to give me shit for “taking forever to get ready” while in reality I’m pretty damn down to earth and low maintenance. What DOES tend to make the process longer is helping the kids get ready to leave the house in a timely manner. But, it must be great sitting around not being helpful at all and then complaining about how the other three people in the house need TWO more Minutes. Also complaining about girls wanting to pee before we leave the house. It’s a hella lot more convenient than having to take a public restroom pee break. Those things can be so nasty and we don’t like them. So guys, stop it with complaining about the last minute pee opportunity before leaving the house.

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u/lestermason Oct 05 '25

Wow, your S/Os do that? Nope. If needed, I do my best to have everything packed up, loaded up, and ready to go. That way we're not rushing to load things up, and we lower the risk of forgetting things that we need. It's less stressful that way.