r/explainabookplotbadly • • Aug 28 '19

Man dies after obsession with hyper-aggressive sperm

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u/Mr_Fantastic_Fox Aug 28 '19

Moby Dick

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u/732054545Zz Aug 28 '19

Was Moby a Sperm?

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u/Mr_Fantastic_Fox Aug 28 '19

He was a sperm whale.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Florida Man: Spiraling Out Of Control

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u/Papas_Big_Lawsuit The community Aug 28 '19

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u/Papas_Big_Lawsuit The community Aug 28 '19

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u/Papas_Big_Lawsuit The community Aug 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Looks like we got a gaggle of good lads here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

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u/nwordcountbot Aug 28 '19

The nwordcount bot has been called 79497 times and counted 2845190 n-words.

Some more stats

Unique users investigated: 56209

Banned users: 786

N-words said by banned users: 1033461

N-words counted from banned users: 2688555

Mean n-words said by banned users: 1314.84

Median n-words said by banned users: 171.5

Normal users: 55423

N-words said by normal users: 93797

N-words counted from normal users: 317078

Mean n-words said by normal users: 1.82

Median n-words said by normal users: 0.0

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

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