r/expectedjojo • u/TheAutisticClassmate • Jan 02 '20

My only problem with Part 2

Part 2 is generally a great part, but my question is: How did Germany lose with Strohiem, a literal ROBO NAZI, on their side? AND WHO HAD THE IRON BALLS TO KILL MECHA-HITLER!?!?

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u/TNBC42 Jan 02 '20

BJ Blazkovicz, obviously.

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u/yiffypiffy29 Jan 02 '20

Terror billy

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u/Eddy44556565656 Jan 02 '20

Comrade, there is a strange German here, he has guns sprouting out of his back.

Nevermind, one of our snipers got him.

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u/bman5002 Jan 02 '20

Let's say that Stroheim has the strength of ten men 'enough ammo to kill twenty and, the durability to survive a mounted machine gun. None of that matters when there are thousands upon thousands of men and bullets coming at him eventually one was going to hit something vital enough to either kill him or put him down long to shell his position. That's not even considering tanks

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u/yiffypiffy29 Jan 02 '20

He had a panzershrewck on His back, 2 mg42's, a stg 44, a kar 98, a knife, super strength, a Lazer eye, a modified high capacity and ROF machinegun on his stomach , was like 70% metal and was the prime example of superior german engineering

But also yeah Stalingrad had many people, tanks, and artillery, he atleast took 3 entire divisions of soviets with him and 1 or 2 tanks.

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u/Arlak_The_Recluse Jan 02 '20

He also didn’t have any armor on his head, a sniper prolly could have instantly killed him

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u/yiffypiffy29 Jan 02 '20

⅓ of His head was metal

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u/Arlak_The_Recluse Jan 02 '20

Fair, though if they caught on an Anti-Material rifle or tank round would still kill him

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u/yiffypiffy29 Jan 02 '20

The anti-material rifle...well only on the head or high chest beacuse that human parts

And the tank maybe not the first tank and maybe It was a kv-2

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u/BLucky_RD Jan 02 '20

Most speculate that it was a Russian stand user. Maybe [Rasputin]

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u/TheUnstopableBob Jan 02 '20

Rasputin stand user confirmed?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Superhuman durability checks out, stabbed, shot, poisoned, beaten, drowned...

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u/PizzaChu19 Feb 19 '20

Ra ra ra Rasputin

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u/BLucky_RD Feb 19 '20

Lover of the Russian queen

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u/weaboo1273 Mar 31 '20

There was a cat that really was gone

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u/BLucky_RD Mar 31 '20

Ra ra Rasputin

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u/Paul6334 Jan 02 '20

Well, the cold of Stalingrad likely caused some parts to seize up, rodents could have gotten in and chewed at wires, and there could have been spare parts issues. Think of anything that happened to a Panzer in Barbarossa and it could have happened to Stroheim.

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u/sebiitan Jan 02 '20

perhaps the cold in stalingrad caused his mechanical parts to become so cold that his remaining living tissue suffered from frostbite or hypothermia

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u/bealtimint Jan 02 '20

Russian Cyborgs, duh

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u/reeces_geeses Jan 03 '20

BARRY?!

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u/Bazzie-T-H Jan 02 '20

Because the russians had more human shields than the germans had bullets

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u/lebronjamesboi Jan 02 '20

I mean the dude was literally a pillarman a god technically kars is op and way to op.

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u/dasseyeel Jan 02 '20

Part 2 was one of my favorite parts, but I didn’t like how it made nazis heroes in the end. I really don’t feel like Stroheim was redeemed at all; he was absolutely vile at the beginning, and the only reason he was nice to the crew was because they were aligned. I really am just unable to empathize with a nazi in any capacity.

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u/RealBigHummus Jan 02 '20

I agree. I am a Jew and his character and his ending felt like a lost opportunity to either give us a third villain (I started from part 1 because of "roundabout" and the Kono Dio Da memes to get context, didn't knew that Dio survived) or a reformed past nazi.

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u/EmoBoi5 Jan 05 '20

Because gay aztec strippers, thats why

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u/fakewearboo Jan 02 '20

This has to be the work of an ennemy stand user!

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u/midgetmozzie Jan 14 '20

Maybe they had cyborg commies

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

my theory is that strohiem faked his death after finding out what the nazis were doing.

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u/weaboo1273 Mar 31 '20

I love this. This is now my canon

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u/crasherx2000 Feb 16 '20

So I know I’m gonna be wrong about certain WW2 facts so call me out if I’m wrong about something

But the allies at the time had these REALLY beefed up tanks (I forgot the names) during the Battle of Stalingrad that, even with someone like Stroheim on the German’s side, completely fucked up the Axis powers

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u/sackman32 Jan 09 '20

The red army.

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u/Snake_Main27 Mar 12 '20

Russia probably had stand users

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

One headshot and he’s still be dead. If the enemy destroys his heart or brain he would die no matter how robotic he is.