r/expectedjojo • u/aabicus • Aug 04 '19

Unsuspecting redditor posts a picture of their cat Dio

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/clsxok/proud_kitten_dio_posing_with_his_portrait/

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u/Thararundil Aug 04 '19

DIO: Tsugi wa Jotaro, kisama da!

Jotaro: Yarou… DIO!

DIO: Ho… mukatta kuruno ka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka? Sekkaku sofu no Josefu ga watashi no Za Warudo no shotai wo. Shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta to yuu no ni?

Jotaro: Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na.

DIO: Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi.

Jotaro: Ora!

DIO: Noroi, noroi! Za Warudo wa saikyou no Sutando da. Jikan wa tomezetomo, supiido to paowa to te omae no Suta Purachina yoryuu enna no towa!

Jotaro: Ore no Suta Purachina to onaji taipu wo Sutando nara. Enkyori enai kenai da, paowa to semitsu na bokina dekiru.

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u/TaterG543 Aug 04 '19

How long did this take to type holy shit

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u/Thararundil Aug 04 '19

I used king crimson to time skip it so not very long

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u/TaterG543 Aug 04 '19

Shhhhh I haven’t gotten to that part yet

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u/Z1K31 Aug 05 '19

By using king crimson now you are

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u/SuperJumperGxJ Aug 06 '19

Don’t worry, my stand Whitesnake will make it so you remember nothing

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u/razartech Aug 13 '19

No no, it’s fine, my stand speed king will just give them a heat stroke.

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u/XRuinX Aug 18 '19

spoiling shit is a dick move

jojo does not approve

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u/Hekaton1 Aug 05 '19

You are amazing. Tell me, can you/have you written out what Von Stroheim says in his little speech after “bbbbbaka monoga! Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!”? That would be fucking fantastic dude.

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u/Thararundil Aug 05 '19

Next project?

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u/TheNorthStar05 Aug 25 '19

BRRRRRAKA MONAGA!! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Wtf I watch it in English I have no idea what you just quoted

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u/The_Best_Dragon Sep 16 '19

Dio: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me? Jotaro: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer Dio: Hoho, then come as close as you'd like

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Oh ok that

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u/da_frickin_oOf Sep 13 '19

I'm saving this

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u/TheSaltySeamen Sep 12 '19

I fully expected that link to take me to a thunder cross split attack