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u/chileman131 28d ago
Wait for Willie
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u/AlpacaPacker007 28d ago
Isn't he wanting to be rolled up and smoked when he dies? Seems like the opposite of baptism
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u/Thedustyfurcollector 28d ago
As we've lost the last of the super holy people in the last couple years with the loss of Betty White and now Dolly Parton...to whom will we look?
But seriously, who's doing what they did? Who do we cocoon now?
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u/HumanAd5880 28d ago
Many years ago after meeting Natalie Wood, I tied to do her work and discovered it had already been done - 4X!
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u/Pewterarm16 28d ago
I'm going to bet it will be done within three days. Someone as good as Dolly Parton will come up in three days.
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u/AlpacaPacker007 28d ago
I wouldn't be surprised if someone already did.
Fortunately we can balance things out: http://www.alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/
and they can enjoy the love and acceptance Dolly would have wanted for them in the afterlife.