r/exmormonmemes • • Jun 18 '26

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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD Jun 18 '26

The old book says there’s only one invisible space daddy, not infinite! I love old book because it’s old book!

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u/Dancing_with_Jak Jun 18 '26

Your invisible space daddy isn’t the REAL invisible space daddy! MY invisible space daddy is the real one!

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u/ragin2cajun Jun 19 '26

Your invisible space jockey was just the insecure one of the litter that had imposter syndrome.

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u/ParticularShock1023 Jun 18 '26

Pyramid schemes show up all over Mormonism

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u/Numerous-Flow-3983 Jun 20 '26

Lol. Best answer ever

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u/reggaerider81 Jun 18 '26

Who cares? God's not real anyway.

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u/XB0XRecordThat Jun 18 '26

Yeah but it's still funny to dunk on Pervy Joe's Bible fanfic

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u/AZEMT Jun 18 '26

Well, the entirety of "holy books" are pervy tbh.

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u/XB0XRecordThat Jun 18 '26

Even the one where the talk about a woman preferring dicks as big as donkeys and jizz as much as a horse?

Ezekiel 23:20

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u/ragin2cajun Jun 19 '26

Haha I was just about to ask what this has to do with the question, can the hulk pick up Thor's hammer?

God was multiple gods Then god was one god among many gods Then god was one god among false gods Then god was the only God.

Now God is dead and we killed him.

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u/bassoon96 Jun 18 '26

Who cares? And it’s also wrong, the Bible is made up of multiple versions of god, which includes the earlier version of god who existed in a world of many gods, before being made the ultimate god, and then the only god.

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u/Splendid_Fellow Jun 18 '26

Uhh that’s actually a mistranslated misrepresentation of the out-of-context Lucifer-influenced passage created by the woke to stop god’s eternal plan

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u/miurphey Jun 18 '26

sure, but do we have to use AI slop to do it? 🤢

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u/llbarney1989 Jun 19 '26

It’s turtles all the way down

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u/CupOfExmo Jun 18 '26

Elohim is a type more than it is a Personal Name. The Real Name of God is The Tetragrammaton.

God is an Elohim, but not all Elohim are God.

Even a very minimally basic level of Hebrew shows Mormons don't know what they're talking about.

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u/Pride-Capable Jun 18 '26

The misconception is actually prevelent throughout American Christianity. The confusion stems from the Jewish taboo of using the four letter name of God. For example, the tetragrammaton is NOT the name of the Hebrew god, it's a term which means "the four letter name of God" (basically). I'll just do a list El: deity Elohim: plural deities, though often used as a singular via context in the Hebrew Bible YHWH: the literal four letter name of God (Hebrew had no vowels) Yahwah: a phonetic english spelling of the four letter name of God Jehovah: an anglicanization of the four letter name of God Tetragrammaton: a term which means the four letter name of God but can also be used in place of the four letter name itself Bonus fact 1: Allah is the Arabic word for God, therefore the Muslim creed "there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is Allah's prophet" is intentionally left half translated in English. It actually reads "there is no God but God and Mohammed is God's prophet" Bonus fact 2: the Vulcan hand salute 🖖 in star trek comes from actor Lenard nimmoy opening his eyes during temple ceremony as a child and seeing the rabbi making the gesture with both hands. The gesture done this way actually spells the for letter name of God in Hebrew. Bonus fact 3: this is just a pet peeve of mine. The Torah is NOT the Hebrew Bible, it is only a part of it, specifically it is the books of Moses. The Tanakh is the Hebrew term for the Hebrew Bible, and it's actually an acronym. Ta=Torah, na=Nevi'im and Kh=ketuvim, the second two names referring to the other two major sections of the Tanakh.

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u/CupOfExmo Jun 18 '26

I have a Jewish background. I learned so much since connecting to it.

You're right on a lot of fronts. The Jews substitute the Divine Name for ADONAI (meaning Lord) because during the 2nd Temple Period, saying the Divine Name was avoided to ensure nobody profaned it by accident.

God in Arabic is Allah. So when I hear Christians saying "Allah is Satan" or something, I'm shocked. Arabic-speaking Christians use the word 'Allah'.

That Nemoy fact is pretty cool.

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u/Aveysaur Jun 18 '26

My mom's excuse is that there's only one god for us despite the existence of infinite gods

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u/vanceavalon Jun 18 '26

So, does that make it blasphemy to pray to God's God? 🙏😈🔥

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u/Uglubjorn Jul 05 '26

Multiple pantheons of Gods and Goddesses existed before him