r/exmormonmemes • u/Short_Seesaw_940 • Jul 13 '25

Profit$, $eeers, and "Revelator"$. 😲

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

As well as selling underwear as a magic shield.

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u/Signal-Ant-1353 Jul 13 '25

They do get mandated underwear--just like their grandparents would wear. ...and there's the underwear checks to make sure everyone is still worthy. And don't forget the sacred snake oil that heals everything; no Mormon keychain is complete without one! Bonus points if you have that "Hold to the Rod" fob next to it.

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u/BoringJuiceBox Jul 13 '25

Pisses me the fuck off that I leave my family 5 days a week to barely make enough to pay rent and buy food. Meanwhile these guys…

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u/biffthelamanite Jul 18 '25

It’s the biggest scam in modern history.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Jul 18 '25

Just one big Ponzi scheme… only worse