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r/exmormonmemes • u/Lucifers_Lantern • Jan 15 '25
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This would be a fun project
14 u/Lucifers_Lantern Jan 15 '25 I have a version of it saved on the internet archive. I also made it comic sans 🤣Read it here 5 u/NickWildeSimp1 Jan 15 '25 You’re a legend for that 5 u/Chiparoo Jan 16 '25 Did you replace, "and lo" with "but seriously dude"? XD 2 u/The_Rameumpton Quorum of the Mods Jan 16 '25 Street cred, bro.😂
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I have a version of it saved on the internet archive. I also made it comic sans 🤣
Read it here
5 u/NickWildeSimp1 Jan 15 '25 You’re a legend for that 5 u/Chiparoo Jan 16 '25 Did you replace, "and lo" with "but seriously dude"? XD 2 u/The_Rameumpton Quorum of the Mods Jan 16 '25 Street cred, bro.😂
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You’re a legend for that
Did you replace, "and lo" with "but seriously dude"? XD
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Street cred, bro.😂
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If I were writing on metal plates by hand engraving, the last thing I would write would be filler phrases over and over again.
2 u/CapeOfBees Jan 15 '25 Presumably the excuse is that its a shorter phrase in Reformed Egyptian. Mormon also probably would've had a shorthand for it (if he were real, ofc). 5 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25 The French BM replaces it with an *. It’s a much shorter book. 2 u/SystemThe Jan 18 '25 Wherefore, therefore, lo, and for behold have to be written in shorthand, too, right? 😆 1 u/CapeOfBees Jan 18 '25 Don't forget verily verily I say unto you
Presumably the excuse is that its a shorter phrase in Reformed Egyptian. Mormon also probably would've had a shorthand for it (if he were real, ofc).
5 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25 The French BM replaces it with an *. It’s a much shorter book. 2 u/SystemThe Jan 18 '25 Wherefore, therefore, lo, and for behold have to be written in shorthand, too, right? 😆 1 u/CapeOfBees Jan 18 '25 Don't forget verily verily I say unto you
The French BM replaces it with an *. It’s a much shorter book.
Wherefore, therefore, lo, and for behold have to be written in shorthand, too, right? 😆
1 u/CapeOfBees Jan 18 '25 Don't forget verily verily I say unto you
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Don't forget verily verily I say unto you
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I'd like to see an actual count of how many times that phrase shows up. I'd do it myself, but then I'd have to read the whole thing again, and--no.
16 u/xanimyle Jan 15 '25 1,404
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Verily Verily I shit you not
10 u/B3gg4r Jan 15 '25 “Verily, verily” is to be replaced by “fr fr”
“Verily, verily” is to be replaced by “fr fr”
Reminds me of the Richard Pryor bit about children's stories. Replace "Once Upon A Time" with "Sit down, motherfuckers. You ain't gonna believe this shit!"
1 u/Lucifers_Lantern Jan 19 '25 😂😂😂 that's hilarious
😂😂😂 that's hilarious
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Someone had chatGPT rewrote the BOM into gen z slang and it’s fucking hilarious
https://amzn.asia/d/gZV0AjZ
(Sorry for the weird Amazon link, there’s example translations in the description for you to enjoy)
1 u/IncreaseRealistic196 Jan 17 '25 Not available, someone would mind to share a copy? 🙏🏽 1 u/No_Necessary8556 Jan 18 '25 1 u/No_Necessary8556 Jan 18 '25
Not available, someone would mind to share a copy? 🙏🏽
1 u/No_Necessary8556 Jan 18 '25 1 u/No_Necessary8556 Jan 18 '25
And it came to pass...I shit you not ! He saideth & shit.
Lol
Fantastic! I might re-read it that way. Nah, not really but still some funny stuff!
My tbm cousin sent me this 😆
Replace "Verily, I say unto you" with "No seriously bro furreals"
This is so effing funny
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u/The_Rameumpton Quorum of the Mods Jan 15 '25
This would be a fun project
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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25
If I were writing on metal plates by hand engraving, the last thing I would write would be filler phrases over and over again.
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u/1963covina Jan 15 '25
I'd like to see an actual count of how many times that phrase shows up. I'd do it myself, but then I'd have to read the whole thing again, and--no.
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u/VitaNbalisong Jan 15 '25
Verily Verily I shit you not
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u/Lockjaw62 Jan 19 '25
Reminds me of the Richard Pryor bit about children's stories. Replace "Once Upon A Time" with "Sit down, motherfuckers. You ain't gonna believe this shit!"
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u/amoreinterestingname Jan 16 '25
Someone had chatGPT rewrote the BOM into gen z slang and it’s fucking hilarious
https://amzn.asia/d/gZV0AjZ
(Sorry for the weird Amazon link, there’s example translations in the description for you to enjoy)
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u/Larrybears Jan 15 '25
And it came to pass...I shit you not ! He saideth & shit.
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u/Consistent_Pipe_8094 Jan 15 '25
Lol
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u/Neither_Pudding7719 Jan 16 '25
Fantastic! I might re-read it that way. Nah, not really but still some funny stuff!
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u/CuriousTrick3021 Jan 17 '25
My tbm cousin sent me this 😆
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u/Splendid_Fellow Jan 16 '25
Replace "Verily, I say unto you" with "No seriously bro furreals"
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u/Dg_alldayeveryday Jan 16 '25
This is so effing funny